my friend pissed in a condom about a week ago for a piss test i have to take. excuse me, screening is the technical word they used, which means its less detailed. if i tape that condom too my dick, or too my leg up there in my crotch for a while, will it really be warm enough to not look funny? does piss get old? even though the condom was rinsed thourougly before hand, it was lubricated (dumb ass) and i wanted to know if that will fuck it up. any inclinations?
My friends sister.. did it with dogs piss.. lol but she stuck the condom in her.. so that is more gross so dont feel bad.. i wouldnt wait a week.. do it right before u go.. it should be all good..
thats dumb.... i saw someone in rehab get busted for that... but they use nice drug screens... and they can tell if its not human piss.... and it depends if they have a temp strip on it... but it may not be warm enough... what are you taking the test for? rehab, probation, job, etc.... screening.... the techincal term is UDS... urinary drug screens.... so i dont know what you mean by saying it isnt going to be a good one?
Im getting probation for a year and im gonna be getting drug tested. I wanna know if anyones gonna be watching me while i piss because i want to bring in a clean buddies urine untill im clean. I wasnt arrested for anything drug related but im getting "intake moderation" or some stupid fancy way to say drug test. If i cant get anyone elses pee im just gonna try sprinkling in a little bit of bleach. sorry i couldnt answer to the thread but i thought ide just ask here instead of making another drug test thread.
I heard that they can tell if its even male or female. You need Clean Same Sex Piss...lol Good Luck to you.... I love my mom..... Clean..... And always willing to help..... She met me at a restaurant before mine and peed in a small plastic container for me, kept in between my legs and carefuly did the deed... I made sure i spilled a little in the toilet to... In reality you can't be that neet... It took a minute for the temp to come up(even though between my legs) But it went great!!! Paranoia!!! I here with men, a guy stands ehind you when you do it...??? My boy friend had to be quite sly and carefullll
I had to piss to get my job. I was a serious toker, like multiple times a day for several years. I stopped smoking for about 2 weeks before the test (its not hard to quit when you have good reason to...). Using a home tester purchased from my local headshop, I screened myself the morning I was supposed to go in for the real test. I failed it so I drank one of the super duper detox (masking) drinks. Talk to the peeps at your headshop, they can usually tell you what works well. My piss went from clear (drinking lots of water) to bright bright yellow from the drink. I tested myself again and passed, so I went in for the test. I had to empty my pockets and shit, but i pissed alone in a bathroom. Immediately after, the lady checked the temp. She commented that my piss looked funny. I told her I take vitamines and creatine when I work out. That was that... I passed. Good luck on your test.
Anyone see the fake dicks in high times? Prosthetic penis LMFAO. Its like a lil rubber willy that you strap to yourself that is attached to a lil bag with a pump. When you gotto go take the leak infront of whoever you just whip out your lil' rubber weewee and release the valve or whatever and it squirts out. Foolproof IMO seeing as I doubt very much they're allowed to stare at your dick while you pee.
Yea, its called the Whizzinator . I know this kid who got aressted for using one for a Probation Drug Test.
i decided to use bleach in my own pee pee instead of using a condom of clean pee. the temp was fine, i used 5 drops at the bottom of the cup, and swirled it around well. it smelled kinda bleachy, i hope it worked, i need this job.
Well... I dunno if you're gonna get the job... Bleach isn't really the best way to go. It's not reliable. If you fill a condom with WARM water, and use plastic wrap to secure it to the inside of your thigh (right up by your sack), it should keep it at the right temp. Then you can just piss a little in the cup for color, and fill the rest with water.
well i took it tuesday, and as of friday at about 5 no results. can someone who's passed a screening with bleach please post and make me feel confident. thank you. (im blazed)
Fuck all of that. Just buy a freaking detox drink. I work at a supplment store--they DO work. Infact the goverment is cracking down on them, becuase employees are obviously using these to pass drug tests when they obviously are smoking chronic/doing other drugs. The detox drinks we sell are 200% and 300% gurenteed. It says it right on the bottle. You basically have to drink the drink with 32oz of water, and pee at least 4 times before the piss test. But the drink will stay in your system for up to 48 hours--and will reduce the thc levels below detectable levels in a UA test. (urinary analysis). We also sell a larger bottle (I think 1 quart) for larger guys. And we even carry chews/pills for people that are going to have a hair drug test done. Some people don't buy them becuase it is $25 per/bottle--and its just a small little grape/lemon/citrus flalavored plastic cheap bottle. It does work however. We have many return customers asking for it--and stating that it works. Go to your nearest supplment store and buy a detox drink for UAs. Don't be shy asking--we are always happy to lend a helping hand pz
well the bleach didnt work. im fucking pissed, im having a nervous breakdown. i needed that job. im gonna lose my house.