So I recently applied for the job of my dreams, interview went great, and they called me back to tell me basically I got the job. The only problem was before I started, they said it was company policy to do a drug test, but I'm a habitual smoker in a legal state... I had never gone from happy to terrified so quickly. I hadn't been expecting this because neither of my last jobs had required tests, but this company is a huge national company with lots of departments, and i guess it's just standard. After a week of stressing, chugging cranberry juice and popping niacin i was still pissing dirty on every home drug test so i said fuck it and bought some U pass synthetic urine. I was pretty nervous about smuggling it in/temperature etc, but i practiced at home a few times until i felt more confident.... Long story short... IT WORKED. Just got the call, I START MONDAY!!! Also fuck mandatory drug testing in legalized states.
Congratulations: but don't you mind your human rights being violated..? I'll see you at the drive in .. can I place my order now ...?
My human rights are constantly being violated... what else is new? and no, thank god, I'm not in the service industry...
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Nice one @vostok. First insinuate the guy is worried about landing a crappy McJob then busting his balls about choosing to jump through a few hoops to land a decent job. Class act. NOT!
I see. You were drunk and belligerent when you posted that then fell off your chair. Another class act. Better get an age verification certificate off him too. Can't have one of our self-appointed forum cops letting kids sneak in now can we. Next thing you know he'll be spamming and the sky will fall.
I remember seeing you working the drive through, you were crying about being demoted from making fries. You said something about how your 16 year old manager was going to rue the day. That he was soon going to find out who your daddy was when you told him what happened at work. Stop combing the high schools for dates, shave your neck and walking in the rain doesn't count as a shower or washing your clothes. No offense of course, just stating facts.
Yes true your mom didn't say her age typical of junior management these days but she wondered why you didn't toot she was at my knees in the booth but vespa's don't have horns? better pm me for more details on your family now you left home
Congratulations, I went through something similar. However drug testing is frequent in my field, haven't smoked in ages.