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PASSED my drug test.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by limelight, Jun 26, 2010.

  1. #1 limelight, Jun 26, 2010
    Yesterday morning, I woke up just like any other day and ripped my bong. After about 4 bowls, I was feeling pretty blazed. Of course, no smoking session is complete without a cig.

    At around 5 o'clock that night, out of the blue i get a call from a company saying a position has just opened up and the job is mine if i can complete an interview and pass a mandatory drug/nicotine screening the next day (today) at 1pm. :eek: I tried to get some help on this site but everybody just told me I was screwed smoking the day before a test and just prepare to fail. Not so fast.

    I drank about a gallon and a half of water before the test. did not take any detox/niacin, did not put a clean friends piss in a condom and tie it to my leg, and did not do any of the other extreme solutions to passing drug tests. Just pure h2o.

    So today I took the drug/nicotine screening test (I have smoke both bud and cigs regurally for the past year) and passed with flying colors. :hello: My piss was so dilluted with water for the test that it was practically clear. Apparently miracles do occur. --Does anyone know how the fuck I passed? Are drugs tests that pathetic and unreliable that you can smoke the day before and still pass? haha thanks for reading guys. you know i celebrated getting the job with a nice toke session:smoke:
     
  2. #2 Immelmann, Jun 26, 2010
    Uhh yeah, I have no idea how you passed the test. Usually if you dilute too heavily the lab will notify the employer that it was too diluted. So IDK, it's a miracle. Grats man. :)
     
  3. #3 Rastagrower, Jun 26, 2010
    WTF?! I do all sort of shit and NEVER pass a drug test. I guess thats why I never been employed in my life, make a living just growing. bleh, fuck dem low payin' jobs, waste of my time. I'm sticking to my garden and my local collective.
     
  4. #4 tharedhead, Jun 26, 2010
    I wonder if the test equipment was expired or had been stored incorrectly? Or the tester did not know how to administer it?:confused:
     
  5. #5 limelight, Jun 26, 2010
    The test instructor had me peel off the tab to see if i was clean or not right in front of her, and i noticed that it had 3 results: negative, positive, and invalid. The dillusion meathod apparently did not set off the "invalid" response, not sure how tho haha.
     
  6. #6 jstone23, Jun 26, 2010

    well right now it doesnt matter cuz he passed just be mad thankful haha and congrats on passing good for u
     

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