Pass 'YOUR' Pre-Employment Urine Drug Screening ! 100% Success !

Hi City !

I'm bored and most likely this topic has been discuss before. But a little bit more with another flavor never hurts, right.

I have taken enough 'Drug Test' in the last 16 years without someone looking after or over me, while I pee. I use what I think is the only 100% Safe Method.

"Switch for Clean Urine"​

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Urine Source - Most of 'US' lives or know someone who knows you smoke and they dont't. Some of you have better luck like me and have a 'Urine Factory' at home. I do have kids at home . But most of you have access to urine from brother, sister, son, daughter, mother, father, cousin (you all get the idea). Keep the 'Urine' refrigerated if you cannot get fresh or the same day of the TEST.

"I use fresh urine" - ZS​

Empty Pills Bottle - with at least 4oz capacity and you don't need more than that, but take 6oz if you can, you will need it with my way. MAKE SURE IS AIRTIGHT or LIQUID PROOF !

"I do use the empty bottle with 'Thermometer' of a 'SYNTHETIC URINE KIT' I purchased over 12 years ago" - ZS​

Hand Warmers - You can get it at Walmart for (.97) or any Dept. Store. They are CHEAP, that is my point.​

Microwave - is a must. If you don't have one (which I highly doubt) make sure you have another resource to heat the urine over 100F and no more than 120F.​

Glove (Optional) and Rubber Band (RB) - The Glove is to be use as pouch to keep everything warms while you drive to your test and smoke one on the road .The (RB) are necessary.​

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Instructions:

If the Urine is fresh, you are good to go. Just open the 'Hand Warmers' activate one of it and attach it to the bottle with the RB.

If you have to 'Re-Heat' the urine. Put the urine inside the 'Microwave' and set it for 15 seconds but no less than 10 seconds. My microwave is 1000W if that answer a question in the future to anyone.

Open the 'Hand Warmers' and attach it to the bottle with the RB. Put the bottle inside a GLOVE (Cotton, Wool, you get the idea) or anything that is insulated to aid in keeping the urine warm.

Once you have arrive your destination, take the 'Bottle' and conceal it inside your underwear (Wear a tight one for this stunt, it never hurts more assistance)

At the LAB, when you are taking your test just pull out your underwear and take out the 'Bottle' and pour it in the LAB CUP. But ... this you will do. Spill some of the urine in the Toilet, and spill some on the side of the cup.

"Spilling outside the cup is messy but necessary. This little dirty stunt will help with this. It will distract the LAB Tech in case, she or he ask you about the 'Temperature' being out of range (Colder than 94F). You can always justify the reason for being cold to the distraction. If is too hot, it will give you time while she or he focus in cleaning the mess" - ZS

Once you have done all this, consider yourself 'HALF WAY' in. I'd say half way, because there is no switch to a fuck up 'Background' check Sorry but is true !

Hope this help to the New ones. Just remember, don't smoke if you can't handle your job while 'HIGH' be SAFE always !

HTH

ZS

 

I have no fricking idea ! I just like to do it ! Makes it interseting to play with the keyboard or maybe is the weed ... I guess we never know ! LOL !

Thanks man !

 

Yep, my brother. Why go in a WILD GUESS with the Teas. Not saying they don't' work. But if you know prior the test and is not 'SUPERVISED' pee, why risk it with the Tea ? You can just swap the pee ! and be 100% sure !

 

Ok, this is it exactly my point. Doing the little stunt, never hurts. Or do you think I care if the LAB Tech thinks I'm sloppy. However; my method has been working for me not 1 or 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15 but 16 years

If you are LAB Tech, I am not trying to insult your intelligence. However; we need to pass the DT and you need plausible deniability However; if you do Urine Swap for Drug Tests, I don't see why peeing on the side of the CUP is not going to help. IF, IF the pee is out range for what ever reason ! (My case is almost never) My point is that you'll have something to defend against, instead of just SILENCE, if you are question by the LAB Tech.

LAB Tech has all the power at that precise moment. He or She can take the l=sample and label it as good ... or NOT. I'm a people person, if the LAB Tech is a woman, she is mine. If is a guy ... haven't deal with a male LAB Tech in all this years.

Lab Tech: "Mr. Zero, the temp is out of range ?" (I've been asked a few times in my 16 years of DT)

Zero: "My apologies, I placed the cup over the sink, because I pee my hand and took me a few extra seconds to hand it over. I think it was over a little bit of water over the sink. This is the kicker "IF you give me two more hours and a more water, I can have another sample taken" and I SHUT UP until I hear the answer of the LAB Tech.

99.9% of the time they look at you and let it go if you have the right attitude (calm and easy). This happened to me a few times believe it or not with 'SYNTHETIC URINE' not with the method I use now. I decide to help a few guys here, because I hate to read about people not getting a job because the Magical Tea didn't work out for them. I do work on Contract Basis with Corporate America, therefore Drug Testing for every Contact I work is mandatory. DT for me is; like eating Cereal in the morning to the kids, something I do on regular basis

Just to trying to inject more hope to the responsible stoners !

P.S. - Remember is not WHAT we say or ask. Its HOW we say or ask, what makes the difference

 

P.S. - Remember is not WHAT we say or ask. Its HOW we say or ask, what makes the difference


Just remember the peeing on the side of the Cup is a extra safety net just in case. I have been using the Fresh Urine with Hand Warmers or Heating it with the Microwave for years. But I told everybody in the beginning of the thread, this topic probably was discussed before, but here we go again with another flavor, LOL !

Here I am the Sloppy Peeing Cup Guy !

You'll be surprise how many friends of mine has benefit from the same method and the ones with temp issues, has pulled thru. I'm in FL here most Lab, will void any sample with the temp out of range (90F-100F). However; some of them ask if they see a 94F. I guess at that point they have suspicion, but your people skills come into play !

 

This is why common sense says use a AIR TIGHT or LIQUID PROOF bottle. It wasn't the hassle of doing it. It was the lack of common sense. But you live and learn !

Detox is 50/50% chance, IMO ! I have never tried one. However; I have friends with a 50/50% success. I like this, because its reduce the risk a lot better than a drink.

But to each to, their own ! right !

Just shedding some light on the subject !

ZS

 

When I'm HIGH ! Uff ... I act like the foking ARISTOTELES ! I have some strains that could make you want to find the Origins of the Universe, LOL

while I relax with Mrs. Zero & Co.

 

Happy Thanksgiving