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Pass Your Marijuana Test

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Just2fast24, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. From the site...
    Sounds like a very professional and reputable company to me...
     
  2. HAHA thats certainly not worth 30 bucks to me.

    Unless im a dick or start my own piss fetish porn haha
     
  3. Hey guys, story time. I was arrested with my friend on the way to a concert for having a gram of hash, under a half eighth of weed, a plastic bottle bong (glad, I was conscious, didn't lose my piece) and a grinder. Apparently in california hash is a felony, however it can be dropped to a misdemeanor and we were cooperative with no previous arrests, either of us, I'm 18 and my friend who was driving the car is 17 so odds are it will be dropped down. We haven't heard from any court yet and they said if we didn't hear anything in 2 weeks to call, of course we are scared. I'm fairly certain it will be dropped to a misdemeanor, the only thing I'm worried about is being placed on parole, so what are me and my underaged friends chances of being given a PO, and what is the procedure? I've never had one. Anyways, I am 6 foot 2 and 190 pounds, I do not know what kind of test they will be using, but I'm told it's just a simple stick test by a friend who was on a parole type situation almost 10 years ago. What are my chances of being able to smoke again, because I miss the FUCK outta it, I'm being conscious right now but I really want to smoke soon, so what would be the best way for me to continue smoking if I'm placed on parole, if any? Be gentle, the wounds are fresh.

    TMNT
     
  4. hey Just2fast24...

    I've been smoking very inconsistently the past month due to my knowing of a job which would require a drug test. This last weeknend (friday, saturday and sunday) I smoked quite a bit...and then my last bowl was monday afternoon. I'm 6'0", 185...average weight. I've been taking a B-complex vitamin (which includes all B-vitamins and Vitamic C) everyday for the past 3 weeks now and drinking average amounts of water. I took a home drug test about 45 minutes ago, and I couldn't tell if the FirstCheck test said negative or positive. There was a VERY VERY VERY faint coloring of the line next to drug, so it could be either or...My drug test (for the job) could be on Monday or Tuesday...what should I do? Thanks man.
     
  5. Ok i think you mean probation. I believe the worst you may get is some drug classes and year or two probation. Depends whether or not you have prier arrests or convictions. Id always suggest not smoking in situations like this over anything else, but i know how you feel. If you really cant wait to smoke than I'd suggest learning this method quick and efficiently. Im not to sure how the probation process goes with the PO, I have court probation, which means i cant go to court again. If you do end up on probation they will explain everything.:smoke:


    Umm the firstcheck comes with a sheet that tells you how to read the results.
    http://www.firstcheckfamily.com/PDF/DrugCupInsert.pdf

    hope this helps bro.

    If you're not confident, try using the method i mentioned on this Thread.:D
     
  6. Yeah, I looked at it...haha idk I'm still just not sure, so I feel paranoid. I may try to use this method. :)
     
  7. Oh, and last question bro...with the method you described....since you're drinking 64 oz. of total liquid, will my urine be clear? or will the b-vitamins in the drink mix turn it yellow?
     
  8. The vitamins should turn it yellow. Try this out.

    Drink 64oz of water and then take the vitamins. see how long it takes before you piss is yellow. maybe add a lil food coloring to the water since gatorade is colored.

    this is just what i would do to test the color issue out.
     
  9. Well, I've heard that since your urine is clear, testing places won't take the urine. It needs to at least be tinted yellow so it's not seen as diluted.
     
  10. I had to take a hair test for my current job. After some research online I bought a couple bottles of apple cider vinager. I let it soak in for 30 min (holy shit it stinks!) then rinse and shampoo. I did this 5 times before the test and passed. The lady at the lab said hair tests taken from the head can trace THC use back about 4 months, but hair from you leg or armpit can go much further, so don't shave your head. And if you showed up complety hairless I think they would know somethings up. Good luck
     
  11. Mine had yellow tent when i took my test. After a couple times to the bathroom you get tent back. Test it out with water.
     
  12. Will this work on laboratory tests?
     
  13. Nothing happens, It's nothing serious. You get probation or you pay a fine, Besides if you have no prior convictions then it's not such a big problem.

    Don't worry about it.
     
  14. Well if you mean the ones that employment send you to then yeah. Worked for me.
     
  15. Fuck this bullshit, it doesn't work at all. My homie followed the directions exactly, drank 3x the amount of water, quit 2 weeks in advance and still failed a court test for marijuana. This method sucks ass and made myself puke up all the water i drank when i did it. Don't fall for this bullshit, in my personal experience it does not work.
     

  16. Hmm what exactly did you do?

    How long before the test?

    You drank 3 bottles full of just water?

    Or

    1 bottle of Gatorade and certo followed by 2 more filled with water withen a period of 30 min?

    Pissed at least twice.


    Simple water dilution coulda helped him pass.

    Did your friend skip any steps?
     
  17. This worked for me. Thanks for sharing the method.
     
  18. ive heard that if you take 3-4 asprins 2-4 hours before the test it can cause a false negative (showing up clean). has anyone tried this?
     
  19. this method WILL NOT WORK for habitual daily smoking, and WILL NOT work for passing tests sent out to a lab...

    my girlfriend recently tried this method and passed the initial quick test and then failed the lab test.. luckily her employer didn't really care and said it was just for insurance purposes, and she gave her a month to pass another test somehow
     
  20. Hey guys this really works!!! No bullshit! I was really skeptical at first even up to my drug test but I passed and got the job at target. Just make sure you take the test within 3 hours but no sooner than 2 hrs of taking it
     

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