Ok, so a guy walks into a pet shop, and see's 3 parrots in a big cage. he asks the shopkeeper "those parrots look nice, what does the first one do?" the shopkeeper replies "well, this parrot is a lawyer, and he can win any case in court, and he costs 400$" "wow thats pretty amazing, but what does the second one do?" "Well" replies the shopkeeper "he's a lawyer too, and he can win any case in court, except he also carries your briefcase and brings you coffee before work, and he's 500$" "Wow, he's even better!" the man exclaimed. "so what does the third one do?" the shopkeeper replies "well, i haven't actually seen him do anything, but the other parrots call him "Senior Partner" Sorry to any lawyers out there.
Haha, i thought it'd catch a few stoner's offguard. I'll probably change it when i think of a decent quote to put in my sig.