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Parents just found sploof?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by PCmids, Sep 6, 2011.

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  1. #1 PCmids, Sep 6, 2011
    Huh ok today hasn't been a good day. Last week my parents found my bob marley papers after driving my locked car without my permission. Keep in mind, I'm 19 living with them until I transfer next year. Today, being the idiot I am leave out a sploof for when I smoke later that night when they're asleep. It was unused, but my dad found it and was like WTF is this?! I told him idk someone told me to make it for them, and he didn't buy it. I've never been caught and they both are very unsuspecting that I do anything illegal. Well anyway, after I told that to my dad he starts going off about how if I get arrested one time it screws up my whole life blah blah blah, and I just sat there saying "I didn't do anything!" , denying it. Anyway my question to you all is what can I tell him that sploof is for? Is there anything else people make them for other then smoking?
     
  2. #2 tehpurplepills, Sep 6, 2011
    u put ur dick in it?
     
  3. #3 Mardhyn, Sep 6, 2011
    Here's your problem

    You're acting like you did something wrong. Smoking cannabis is nothing more then legally immoral. Just don't act like you're doing anything wrong, if they don't accept it then you need to move out plain and simple.
     
  4. #4 wunschshrek, Sep 6, 2011
    Ahaha -- this is probably the best excuse too.
     
  5. #5 tehpurplepills, Sep 6, 2011

    the trick is to stun them into shutting the fuck up
     
  6. #6 briwes911, Sep 6, 2011
    yea homie you did nothing wrong so you.. You may want to ether keep your stash locked and secure or dnt bring it home....
     
  7. #7 Mogwai, Sep 6, 2011
    Yeah, just be like "you really wanna hear the fucking truth? I beat off into it". That will shut them up and they may even start staying out of your shit
     
  8. #8 Smokey McPott, Sep 6, 2011

    what he said rofl
     
  9. #9 BorderlineBaked, Sep 6, 2011
    If he flipped out about it already then he clearly knows somethings up. If I were you I'd figure out something other than desperate excuses, underestimating him will just hurt his pride because you think hes stupid enough to fall for it.

    I'm just going to assume he knows exactly what it is, or knows its for drugs. I'd probably just tell him what its for in an attempt to minimize damages, because there's a chance he thinks you use it to make meth or something retarded.
     
  10. #10 stonedHigh, Sep 6, 2011
    Tell them it's a super secret prototype for a super secret invention of yours and that they'll know what it is soon enough.
     
  11. #11 PCmids, Sep 6, 2011
    Yeah I should have said that when he first caught me, but now I think I'm just going to man up and admit what i do so they can't talk shit anymore

    And I am counting down the days until I can move out.
     
  12. #12 Mogwai, Sep 6, 2011
    Hey, he might believe it. Either that or it will be enough to just make him stop. I mean, if my kid said he beat off in a sploof I'd believe him because I do it all the time
     
  13. #13 Entheogenic, Sep 6, 2011
    Remember, it's their house and their rules, so if they have a problem with it, it's best to respect them and avoid any further conflict.

    If you live with them, it's best to keep weed away from the house and keep it in your car instead, to protect them from the law.

    It's best to handle the dispute with your parent's. There's not much we can do to help you, but we can give the best advice possible.
     
  14. #14 TexasToker67, Sep 6, 2011
    Tell him you fart into it so your room won't stink
     
  15. #15 Homesqueeze, Sep 6, 2011
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    smoke thru it and tell them your fating in it. problem solved, and you get to keep and use it
     
  16. #16 Homesqueeze, Sep 6, 2011
    quit stealing my thoughts asshole
     
  17. #17 tehpurplepills, Sep 6, 2011

    riding dirty is never a good plan straight up ignore this dudes whole post for saying that
     
  18. #18 GreenRush2011, Sep 6, 2011
    right, go for honesty. aint no harm in smokin a dube. be honest and upfront, tell him where you stand on it. if at that point (which he prob will) he wants u to stop or "blah blah blah" , prob best to go your own way for now, he'll be pissed as hell, but will come around eventually.
     
  19. #19 Chronicmonster, Sep 6, 2011
    I would just tell them the truth and be prepared for consequences.

    My mum found my pipes the year before I was going to start college. Kicked me out, but finding a job and an apartment was pretty easy. Don't be defensive... Do they smoke? Or drink? Good comparison for substance abuse, have some charts showing the addiction vs mortality relationship... I think there's one of wikipedia... Parents tend to go with the, but you're killing your brain cells... Be prepared to answer that one too. Lol

    Or be more careful in the future and don't tell them, until you are no longer reliable on their support
     
  20. #20 scrooge, Sep 6, 2011
    Honestly, if your parents won't accept that you smoke weed, tough for them. You need to be a man, you already know what it is.

    "Man you was who you was fore you got here, only god can judge me so i'm gone, either love me, or leave me alone"
     
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