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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Pwn3ge, Feb 24, 2010.

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  1. #1 Pwn3ge, Feb 24, 2010
    Not really only parents, But rents, DAs, RAs, and of course, The cops.
    I was thinking of putting together a suit case/bag with a bunch of "Emergency" Solutions to taking care of the symptoms of smoking.
    So far on my list i have -
    -Ozium
    -Red eye Relief Drops
    -Mouth Wash
    -Stick Deodorant


    Any suggestions?
     
  2. #2 R107SL, Feb 24, 2010
    maybe a glass jar for the bud
     
  3. #3 Euphoric Toker, Feb 24, 2010
    SPLOOF!!!!:p:smoking::hello:
     
  4. #4 WhosYou7, Feb 24, 2010
    Let me revise this for you:
    Glade odor neutralizer
    Rhoto Green Red Eye Drops
    Travel size Scope
    And the stick deoderant doesn't really help, i'd suggest something along the line of an axe bullet. But i hate the smell of Axe so maybe some cologne. Don't over-do it on the scent though
     
  5. #5 Marlboro_Man, Feb 24, 2010
    Before you go anywhere that you would have to worry about getting caught just pop in some eye drops and gum and spray some body spray or some cologne
     
  6. #6 NickM420, Feb 24, 2010
    Cough Drops/Inhaler
    A Suit?
    What cops thinks a stoner would wear a suit? their always focused on the stereotypical stoners.
     
  7. #7 Pwn3ge, Feb 24, 2010
    Ozium is the best IMHO
     
  8. #8 WhosYou7, Feb 24, 2010
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    Ozium's alright, but i mean it's only necessary if your smoking inside. If you blazing outside then by all means skip on the deodorant/ air freshener. I actually had this orange spray that worked wonderfully, when i get the name i'll post :)

    Edit: Orange by Air Therapy
     
  9. #9 SmallTownToker, Feb 24, 2010
    You've forgotten the most important tool in any stoner's arsenal.....
    A hidden ninja blade.
    I never leave home without mine.
     
  10. #10 Renji Elric, Feb 24, 2010
    i love you :devious:
    and i think the suit would work
     
  11. #11 WhosYou7, Feb 24, 2010
    Why bring violence into this?
     
  12. #12 Inst!nct, Feb 24, 2010
    can of air spray? for your house/room/car/garage/closet/bathroom
     
  13. #13 SmallTownToker, Feb 24, 2010
    Why thank you!
    I love you too.
    It seems there's not enough of that going around.
     
  14. #14 Pwn3ge, Feb 24, 2010
    That's what Ozium is
     
  15. #15 RepentYeNbelievethegospel, Feb 24, 2010
    Ozium is the best shit!! Drops, deoderent, mouthwash and gum are all essential. Two vital items you are missing is hand sanitizer(mini bottles are perfect) and cold water. Stating hydrated during and after smoking will prevent/help cottonmouth and red/dry eyes.
     
  16. #16 Essence, Feb 24, 2010
    i love this because it is so true and comical at the same time. like what cop is going to arrest a guy in a suit, especally if you tell them you have an important event or somthing.
     
  17. #17 SmallTownToker, Feb 24, 2010
    I'd say the ninja blade trumps the suit any day.
     
  18. #18 420ci, Feb 24, 2010
    very true. I had mine sharpened today...

    Don't forget something to take the smell off your hands/fingers... hand sanitizer? Never done it but I'd imagine it would work.
     
  19. #19 SmallTownToker, Feb 24, 2010
    Glad to see SOMEONE knows what they're doing.
     
  20. #20 pluck4lyfe, Feb 24, 2010
    covering your bowl with a coin helps with the smell!
     
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