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Paranoid Roommate

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by cothrantyson, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. #1 cothrantyson, Nov 13, 2013
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         I could rant for days about this nerdy kid who plays world of warcraft day and night (and he's a senior still living in the dorms, shouldn't he be out partying, getting a job, or at least doing some schoolwork?), but what really annoys me is how he thinks he can "smell" my weed. I literally only have AT MOST 2 grams (which I keep in a small mason jar) that I have been nibbling at with my vape pen until I go back home for thanksgiving to my ounce and get ripped off my bong :smoking: .
         After I told him I smoke a few weeks ago, he has suddenly become paranoid about it.I don't even vape in the room, I vape in the bathroom on our floor that always has a nasty smell to it anyway. I remember one time coming out of the bathroom, he walked in right after. After he came out, he came at me like "did you smoke up the bathroom, I can smell it" and then went back to playing computer games. Then a week ago, I come in and he has a super strong air freshener thing in the room. I told him that the air freshner is way too strong and to take it out, so he does, but then a few days ago he brought it back out. I can't even smell my bud when I hold my nose to the jar so I know that it is all in this kid's head. How do I convince a kid who has probably never even seen marijuana before that me vaping is not going to get him in any trouble?

     
  2. #2 Johnny Blazed, Nov 13, 2013
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    hot box a car with his ass show him what weed smoke really smells like lol vapor def doesnt have that skunky smell
     
    honestly dudes being a bitch try saying you quit and see if he still smells anything
     
  3. #3 BabyEyesStoner, Nov 13, 2013
    ^^^ I actually like that plan, just invite him out to your car and don't tell him why. Have 2 of your buddies hiding in the car. Get him in, lock all the doors then light up 3 blunts. Don't let his bitch ass leave the car till all 3 are done.
     
    By this point he'll be high as fuck just from second hand smoke so get real close to his ear from behind and yell, "THAT'S... what bud smells like!" Smack the back of his head as a bonus. Guaranteed no more problems.
     
  4. #4 SupaaBaked, Nov 13, 2013
    Everytime you see him tell him it smells like wow and he will see how annoying that shit gets. I would feed that kid heaps of special brownies. Once he discovers weed it will make that shitty game that much better.
     
  5. #5 DayJaVu, Nov 13, 2013
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    To be honest, if you are around weed a lot, you stop being able to detect the odor as well as someone who isn't. Like I only smoke once every week or so, and my home is an extremely sterile evironment because I never smoke indoors and things are usually clean.
     
    My friend however smokes daily and I can ALWAYS smell it. Even when he was smoking outside. Even when his shit was kept in a masion jar. Even when he hadn't been smoking for hours. He, however, can never smell it.
     
    Bottom line, if he says he can smell it, he probably can. I mean, even opening a mason jar with weed in it can make a room reek for hours depending on the ventilation.
     
     
    However, that doesn't excuse how paranoid and wierd he is about it. Besides, weed smells awesome.
     
  6. #6 DayJaVu, Nov 13, 2013
     
     
    Until he narks on you and you get kicked out of school.
     
  7. #7 blackmore, Nov 13, 2013
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    Start complaining that his computers fan, monitor whatever..makes too much sound...a high frequency that YOU can hear clearly and you cant sleep.
     
  8. #8 mrmuffinman, Nov 13, 2013
    A bit disturbing...
     
  9. #9 4 Four 2 Twenty 0, Nov 13, 2013
    What a faggot
     
  10. #10 greenbliss, Nov 13, 2013
    Explain the law to him. Since he is not smoking, he is fine. Also, remind him how its all in his head with how he never said anything before you told him
     
  11. #11 cothrantyson, Nov 13, 2013
    Only problem is I feel like this kid is definitely of the snitching type
     
    Haha, he does have a computer with a big ass fan. And he always calls up the computer company to complain to them about how the computer is not performing up to his "standards"
     
  12. #12 somepoe, Nov 14, 2013
    Fuckin FALCON PUNCH his bitch ass
     

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