Paranoia is something we've all at one point faced, while under the sweet ecstasy of Mary Jane. What are some of your notable paranoia moments? Mine would be.. After a bong sesh, I was laying in my bed (I'm home alone mind you), and I heard my window from the living room slide (so I thought). I grabbed my long board and a knife and was ready to straight up Zulu anyone who walked in front of me. Good times.