Outhouse.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by smokinokie, Mar 31, 2003.

  1. A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room.

    He's told that it's around the back of the building, so he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a shit, only to discover there's no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention.'

    So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole. On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through.

    The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger.
     
  2. LMAO......i love this one....lol.....Peace out......Sid
     
  3. ewwww....that's not right....
     
  4. LMFAO thats a funny 1.
     
  5. I wonder how much they pay the kid to slap bricks on peoples hands. Or maybe he does it for free just cause he like making people suck on thier own shit.:)
     
  6. LMMFAO that was a good one
     
  7. lol..I must say after I was done i'd go outside n slap that kid upside the head :)
     

Share This Page