Ordering Pizza when Stoned

My pizza guy always gave me free pizza in exchange for me getting him stoned...was a pretty good business relationship there for awhile.

 

Uhh the delivery girl from Friday definitely knew I was stoned. She was lost and called my cellphone for directions. I was very little help, but thank god she found me!

 

I always thought most pizza guys must be stoners. Perfect job for one cause you could blaze on your way to drop of the pizza

 

Domino's Pizza, Order Pizza Online for Delivery or Carryout at Dominos.ca fuck callin the pizza people lol, the same guy comes to my house everytime and he looks like a big stoner so it's all g

 

Whenever I go to any fast food place, I am paranoid that my voice sounds different and I over evaluate everything I do and how other people will instantly know im high.

Other times im just so high I don't even care what people think, I just want my food.

 

Lol... I love it when they came to the door and no one wants to answer the door, and in the end the most stoned one gets up a stumbles to the door, almost falls into the guy and ends up coming back with half the pizza gone and no one else having any idea whats going on.

 

They can see it in your eyes. He's like, mhm, I can see them THC crystals glimmering in your eyes, and I can hear your stomach grumblin, and that stupid ass look on your face makes you look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner. STONED.

 

Pizza guy knows i'm high as shit. I hot box like my whole friggin house when i blow that so its pretty obvious whats going on lol.

 

I feel that it's obvious.
Who orders pizza but stoners?

 

all the time man. I smoke, get munchies, order pizza online, smoke more, pizza guy reaches, stumbles there with hoarse voice and red eyes stinking of ganja and have a very wide toothy smile

At first I was worried then I stopped giving a damn when I realized that a few of them smells like weed too.

 

Hungry people? Or did I completely miss the sarcasm in that post

 

People that like pizza?

 

If you aren't getting a free pizza everytime you call you are doing something wrong. I get free pizzas from pizza hut everytime i want one by just saying they owe you credit for fucking up your last pizza.

 

for real?

 

Stoner genius.

 

Yes.

You just say last time you called (~1 week ago or so) they messed up your pizza. Tell them they said they would give you credit on your account. They are pretty much forced to give you a free pizza or two.

 

Or you can just pay for the pizza... You know, like civilized people do.

 

Or i could do the same thing but for free.

 

Hey man, do you. I'll just sleep a little easier at night knowing I'm not a scumbag.