So today, I made my first purchase of some bud in Massachusetts. Previously, I had only bought up at college in Vermont. It was my first time meeting this particular dealer and had met him through Facebook (sketchy, I know. But he lives just down the street from me, which will be convenient in the future.) Anyways, I smoked a pinch of it and got wicked baked (yes, I'm a bit of a lightweight. But this was also good shit and I've been on a kinda T-Break for like 3 weeks now. I've only been smoking resin and ash for those 3 weeks haha.) So basically I'm laying on my floor watching stupid videos for the next half hour. Anyways.... When I finally sober up, I go outside and get the mail and come back and decide to build a bong from a waterbottle. Then I decided to smoke a small pinch in that because I knew my family would be home in the next few hours. I was reasonably baked and was looking at the water in the device. I was thinking to myself "I've never drank bong water, and this shit won't have too much shit in it..." Fortunately I had taken my home made slide (which still has some weed in it) out of the hole. Unfortunately, I had taken the slide out of the hole. I spilled bong water on the crotch of my pants.