Well i used to live at my grandmas place with my cousin and her boyfriend. So were up in the smoking room and we smoked about 2 steamrollers(my grandma is downstairs watching tv) all of a sudden the fire alarm goes off in this one room. So we're all laughing our asses off and freaking out at the same time because my grandma might hear it. We finally turn it off and remember that my grandma doesnt hear anything from about a mile away.
haha oh man, this deaf guy I met a few days back smokes up and drinks but cant hear anything, and my friend always makes these huge random screams whenever we're around him imitating the weird sounds he makes, its really mean but so funny because he heard him one of the times he did it I swear to god.