[quote name='"HippoPotamus420"']lol, so at my old highschool there was this chick who was fairly rich, whos father was an anchor on a fox new station. Well one day in a science class she farted and instead of a regular fart she sharted on her lab stool. the shit was basically liquid and got on the stool and dripped down and she started crying while her friend cleaned up the whole shitty mess. True story. The anchors name was Walter Jacobson[/quote] I hope this is true. That is funny as fuck.