Ok i was taking a shit on my toilet talking on the phone... but then the phone slipped off my shoulder and started falling into the bowl between my legs. But then at the last second it flipped around and landed perfectly on my dick. Yes my dick caught my phone. i dont think i will ever see anything like that again in my liftime. well that was compleatly pointless but i was/am high and i thought it was the coolest shit.
That was cool. +rep....not for you...for your dick.(okay anyway I edit/say this it just sounds weird or assholeish lol) Don't be a dick and be like this one time I got high and ate a ham sandwich.
Hahah wow, that has to be one of the most asinine things i've read in awhile, but still... This thread has potential.
Hahaha that's cool. One time I took a shit, and my cat's litterbox faces the toilet. So my cat sits down and also takes a dump. It felt like we bonded.
Thats pretty cool, i havnt had one of those moments with any of my pets before. why dont we turn this thread into a "Share your Shit Stories" thread.
My cat halls ass outta the bathroom when I walk in. Even if I saw her just go in so I know she aint done lol Gotta keep that kitty in check!