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One of my friends...

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by gigglestick87, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. #1 gigglestick87, Nov 1, 2011
    One of my friends thought it'd be a joke and bang on my door and say, "Pittsburgh Police. Open Up!" when I wasn't expecting anyone. Scared the shit out of me and the dank nug in my hand went flying behind the couch. How should I repay my friend for this "nice" favor?
     
  2. #2 buyascale, Nov 1, 2011
    kill his parents, cook them into chilli and feed it to him :devious:
     
  3. #3 DemonicGman, Nov 1, 2011
    have someone he doesn't know dress up as a cop and go to his house.
     
  4. #4 Periced, Nov 1, 2011
    Steal a key to his house from him, Break in, put a bag over his head, Throw him in your trunk, Drive him to an empty lot, than drive recklessly, Stop, open the trunk and laugh.
     
  5. #5 PostPavilion, Nov 1, 2011
    Only one solution... you go Dexter on him.
     
  6. #6 fight no more, Nov 1, 2011

    Yeah, and give the cop a "search warrant" he can hand your friend that says

    "Gotcha, bitch! -[your name]
     
  7. #7 MaxAmmo, Nov 1, 2011
    Pack him a bowl of stems and just a tiny nug on top to hide the tiger trap
     
  8. #8 KushBungalow, Nov 1, 2011

    This, or train a horse to bite his wiener off
     
  9. #9 PostPavilion, Nov 1, 2011
    I like this. Also just gave me the idea of a landmine, bury a seed if you can get one under a small layer of nug. He'll be in for quite a 'popping' surprise.
     
  10. #10 MaxAmmo, Nov 1, 2011
    Haha I've seen bowls explode before.
     
  11. #11 Zizzy, Nov 1, 2011
    Get a mightymite or other little firecracker and roll it into a joint (using something other than weed, it'd be a waste) with the wick at the tip, then get your buddy to spark it.
     
  12. #12 nikstar, Nov 1, 2011
    Ahahahahhah, I LOVED that Southpark episode..
     
  13. #13 TinTizzy, Nov 1, 2011
    Send him a fake letter from and ex girlfriend saying she has hiv
     
  14. #14 Maximillien127, Nov 2, 2011
    Take a fish and hide it under his floor boards or in his attic or something hidden and it will start rotting and STINK.
     
  15. #15 GrassCtyCitizen, Nov 2, 2011

    You wanna blow his lips off? lol
     
  16. #16 greenbrad420, Nov 2, 2011
    take his cellphone, change his gf's number or ex gf's number or someone that he likes a lot or is important or whatever and change that person's number to yours and start texting him acting like that person... hahha works like a charm
     
  17. #17 Jankasauras, Nov 2, 2011
    Take his penis, and wrap it around his leg 4 times.
     
  18. #18 TokingOwl, Nov 2, 2011
    He got you. Now its your time to get him. Just don't go for the nuts please.
     

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