Hi all, I'm a big comedy fan, this thread (my second) is meant for others to share there one-liner jokes some of my favourites are: I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it. My girlfriend asked me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty" If you ever get mad, just imagine a T-rex trying to masterbate... Enjoy everyone!
I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out We are all part of the ultimate statistic-10 out of 10 people die Dont steal-the government hates competion We are born naked,wet,and hungry and it only gets worse Borrow money from a pessismest-they dont expect it back
"I once tried to walk into a Target, and I missed." "I once saw a forklift lifting a crate of forks, and that was too literal ,even for me." -Mitch Hedberg
I remember a couple of those from my agenda from high school. There was a quote each week. I actually think they may have stopped putting the quotes in after my sophomore or junior year. Mostly bad puns and the like though.
You are under arrest for stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes. What do 9/10 people enjoy? gang rape.... What has 453 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper....