Well one night when a year or two ago, I was fairly new to smoking, I was at my friends house taylor, with other friend john, we had a few buds of some weed, that was LACED. We go outside behind his two garages and 30+ boats and docks, light up the bowl and are good, start the 2nd one and taylor passes it to me, i was really stoned and for some odd reason before i hit it i looked around, didnt see anything, took a hit and i seen something in full white sprint by me and my friends and behind the boats, i was scared shitless and it was friday the 13th, immedailty as i seen that without a word handed to the pipe to john and fucking ran for my life, i look behind me and my friend taylor is right on my ass, look back again and there is john standing at the same spot, listening to music stoned out of his mind trying to pull up his pants, its a good 30 seconds before he notices, so we stop running and look around, me and taylor seen it john didnt, im like holy fuck that was scary did u see that, taylor is like yea and john is like what, we start to walk back to his house, and fucking jason x jumps out of his tree at me, i fell on the ground,rolled and jumped back to my feet and sprinted to his house and ran inside. I was scared out of my mother f'n mind, i know what i saw, i was obviously trippin but man was that shity scary, and 5 minutes before jason jumped out of a tree at me, this one lonely boat he had next to the road, the inside light goes on and then off, that also scared the fuck out of us to. And when i seen jason jump at me, holy, i felt pee come out of my penis no joke REDNECK'D paragraphed, sorry to lazy. Story 2 One time we were up at the school at like 6pm, nobody was there, went into the woods smoked a few bowls, went back out front of the school did a few pills, my friend john went down on the football field to the porto potty to shit, he is down there 5 mins, so me and my friend taylor run full blast at the porto potty,smashing our bodies off it and tipping it on to its right side, IT NEARLY tips over and covers him in shit, this thing was heavy as fuck, once it landed back on both sides, he freaks out starts screaming and punches a hole threw the fuckin plastic vent LOL. Then we had to skateboard all the way back to taylors house, 5 miles in the pitch black dark, i was sitting on my but going down ahuge hill, hit rail road tracks and cut my ass and legs all to peices. then ate some pizza, woke up with a fake sharpie mustache on my face and a penny super glued to my arm, LOL