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Once upon a time...

Discussion in 'General' started by JohnnyWeedSeed, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. Yes,yes,yes, ladies and gentlemen (and i do use that term loosly) its time again for another forum game! this one is simple as always. i start a story with the first line and you add to it one line at a time. without further aidu lt do it.

    once upon a time i was smoking my bong and dropping 'cid when...
     
  2. I had to take a huge dump! The worst part was that...
     
  3. I was backed up from all the sushi I ate..so then..
     
  4. i robbed a Walmart of laxatives and accidentally...
     
  5. shot the clerk in the head in the process so i dipped
     
  6. as i ran i shit my self inside out on the way home. like a hawk just rippin out the back of my pants so i pulled over and...
     
  7. lo and behold I lost my wallet, "arghhhh..."
     
  8. no worries though! because then i said fuck it and pulled out a 1oz blunt of kiefy chronic and...
     
  9. smoked it in 30 minutes, but it's no big deal I do it all the time..
     
  10. so after the blunt I rolled a J and then out of no where.......
     
  11. a fuckin dog bit me in the ass
     
  12. a fucking raccoon jumped out and grabbed my jay, so I jumped in my car and...
     
  13. a giant turd hit me in the face!
     
  14. but just as the narrator said "the end" I got kidnapped by a psycopath that threw me in a hole in his basement and told me to put lotion on my skin when....
     
  15. I sharted, it was really embarassing so I took the
     
  16. midget out of my pants and asked to use his cell to call 911, but as soon as
     
  17. he gave me his phone I kicked him in the nuts and..
     
  18. he bit me in the ankle so I
     
  19. -said fuck all you bitches then went rolling down 'grassy' hills with flowers and butterflies and a cool spring breeze and..
     

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