I was sitting here bitting my nails and I went to spit it out but the little nail piece got stuck between my lips as I blew it out and made me WHISTLE! Then it shot out at high speeds right into my trashcan Laser status from across the room lol damn im faded
Definitely one of those things that, once it happens, you need to tell as many people as possible, as soon as possible.
hahaha when it happened I was like "Dude someone needs to know that this went down im posting this up on GC!"
I most definitely am not a crackhead sir. But if theres a spitting contest in your town im attending and winning it
Coolest shit always happens when your by yourself. The other day i was grabbin some shit out of the fridge and i knocked a yogurt off the shelf. Instead of it falling and exploding all over my kitchen i fucking stalled ot on my foot like a hackey sack then threw it up to my hand. I was pissed, no witnesses.