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Once I was so high that....

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Dankz0rs, May 25, 2010.

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  1. #21 Jihuji, May 25, 2010
    Oh my God dude, I ROFL'd.
     
  2. #22 blazengamer, May 25, 2010
    -I swore up and down that I heard my buddies cat literally bark like a dog

    - During (recent) a cookout I was so high that I ate two rare hamburgers because we lost track of how long the burgers where one the grill. Felt like a good 10 minutes turned out to be only about 2 minutes. Talk about really bad toilet time! :eek:
     
  3. #23 astigpangit, May 25, 2010
    happened last night :p

    my girlfriend and i were hitting out of a glass pipe, and it was done so i had to blow the ash out. i opened my door, blew it out, and half of the ash ended up in that side pocket in the car door.
     
  4. #24 Eelarch, May 25, 2010
    I was smoking with my two mates in the forest and we had a tube of pringles, i then proceeded for about 20 mins singing a song along the lines of "who wants pringles" in all different kinds of tones :p

    Another time me and 3/4 guys had a half ounce and we smoked it all =] we then went on a walk to the chippy down the road from where we are ( i do not remember this ) and the chippy we were going to , its walls were all covered in mirrors!:eek: And like i kept creeping in and trying to sneak past myself while my friends were ordering, i then looked at them and noticed that one of the people serving them was a really fit irish lass so then , outloud, i proceeded to say " hey Roory dont you think that irish lass is really fit? " she then looked at me and iwas like huh? then my friend was like " dude " then i went " i didnt jsut say that out really loud did i ? i thought it was a whisper =[ " we all laughed and she gave me a free bag of chips :smoke::hello: compliments go along way i guess =]
     
  5. #25 Ooh Ahh Samaras, May 25, 2010
    ^ haha nice yin pallll ;)
     
  6. #26 tea and toast, May 25, 2010
    I once got so high that I was convinced I was physically unable to bring my hand anywhere near my face. The circle I was smoking with was staring at me as I was just holding this Dr Pepper can up in front of me while I was trying to keep calm thinking I was paralyzed in some weird way.
     
  7. #27 420=365, May 25, 2010

    hahaha that is funny shit. i love seeing people that are high while i am working
     
  8. #28 the batman, May 25, 2010
    played electric guitar with an electric fiddle.

    Note: I know how to play niether. but we fing rocked out.
     
  9. #29 crawford, May 25, 2010
    Typed in "facebook" for my password on facebook
     
  10. #30 Alwaysgreener, May 25, 2010

    LOOL :smoke:
     
  11. #31 helloduo, May 25, 2010
    Me and my cat were chillin' on my bed....and i was thinking how she wasn't too much different from a wildcat, or some ferocious feline...so that i got really scared that she was gonna attack me. Every time she would try and nuzzle me, i would like flinch and shit....
     
  12. #32 Rockbottom, May 25, 2010
    Dropped my spliff in my drink so I took it out, microwaved it and carried on smoking it. :hello: :smoke:
     
  13. #33 DMX, May 25, 2010
    One time I got so high that I..... I forgot.
     
  14. #34 KushyMagic, May 25, 2010
    one time i got so high that i thought that my house was on fire. (parents were watching some T.V show) so i ran out the back and called 911. Then i realized the house wasnt burning and had to hangup on them. they called back like 5 min later and my parents answered.
     
  15. #35 LongBottomLeaf, May 25, 2010
    "Once I was so high, I was at my girlfriends parents house and dumped a paper bag full of crab on the fire, thinking it was coal ...."

    My roomate. I had to add it for him!!
     
  16. #36 VladTepes, May 25, 2010

    I've done that twice...I was pretty much sitting there just looking out of the window and the driver kept asking me where I was going..I didn't notice him. After like 2 minutes I turn back and say my home adress (which I almost said wrong)
     
  17. #37 Blunt, May 25, 2010
    I blacked out.
     
  18. #38 ziggy513, May 25, 2010
    I sat there for 10 minutes trying to light the bong with my cellphone.
     
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  19. #39 iTheUniverse, May 25, 2010
    I was so high that I tried to order a whopper at mcdonalds
     
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  20. #40 Yummay, May 25, 2010
    ... I tried to hit my pipe on the wrong end
    ... I smoked a pipe through my nose
    ... Got lost on a cruise ship with 2 of my friends running from security... LOL
    We were smoking on the very top deck really late at night.. man beautiful stars, nothing in sight waves crashing,cool weather.
    ... I couldnt walk more then 15 feet (Almost passed out)
    ... MAN my first time smoking a blunt between 2 other friends smoking reggie we got probly 6/10ths down and everyone was coughing really hard so we put it out, in a matter of seconds i realize my hearing is like "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" getting louder and louder by the second until i sat down cuz i felt like i was going to pass out xD then we went home.... but i honestly count hear shit, my friends had to shout :I
     
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