On your epitaph?

Discussion in 'General' started by Majora, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. #1 Majora, Oct 7, 2009
    What would you want written as your epitaph?
     
  2. #2 des esseintes, Oct 7, 2009
    'Here lies whose name was writ in water.'
     
  3. #3 Lotek-Rider, Oct 7, 2009
    "Only a pawn in the game." Where are my dylan fans at???
     
  4. #4 Troy McLure, Oct 7, 2009
    "Was cremated, so this headstone is pointless."

    "Consumer Terrorist"

    "Don't you have any relatives whose grave you should be visiting instead?"

    "Slowly leeching toxins into the groundwater."
     
  5. #5 willisvillis, Oct 7, 2009
    $10 a poke.
     
  6. #6 Dripping`, Oct 7, 2009
    "I wanted to be buried on my stomach, so everyone can kiss my ass."
     
  7. #7 Azureblue, Oct 7, 2009
    "He always said his feet were killing him, but nobody believed him"

    or maybe...

    Here lies Azureblue
    Age 102
    The Good Die Young.
     
  8. #8 gimpy121, Oct 7, 2009
    Peace, love and happiness*
    I am still substantially more amazing than Jesus.

    *also good vibes would work.
     
  9. #9 Agalloch, Oct 7, 2009
    "Enjoy life while it lasts because rotting in the ground is everyone's future."
     
  10. #10 Azureblue, Oct 7, 2009

    This kind of brings a tear of joy to my eye :cry:














    :laughing:
     
  11. #11 SuperSaturday, Oct 7, 2009
    "Well... this was unexpected..."
     
  12. #12 Agalloch, Oct 7, 2009
    "Who's grave were you expecting, Prince Charming's?"
     
  13. #13 Gumbo, Oct 7, 2009
    "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


    My ass."
     

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