OMG The stupidest fucking thing to do ever!

Discussion in 'Outdoor Cannabis Growing' started by RedTag, Mar 17, 2007.

  1. I live in a golf neighborhood with security guards regularly patrolling the streets. (that was background) one da i was so fuckiing high that i thought it wood be a good idea to grow a plant in my neighborhood, wow was i wrong. in about 3 weeks i go back to the spot i planted the seed and there is a fuckin 4 inch plant. the problem is that it can be spotted easily when it grows to 3-4 feet for right now its fine. I would transplant it but its too risky esp at night and during day everyone passes by Look at the pic and tell me what to do. deciding among just leaving it and not visiting till its done growing, fim lst, transplant. the last two are the trickiest so i dunno. btw its surrounded by about 6 in high creeping junipers and crotons. the junipers are slow vert growers and the crotons are just a lil slow vert probably slower than my plant

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  2. first of all...hahahahahah! u must have been high man. But some stupid golfer is going to find it for sure, i bet his ball lands next to it, then he looks up and... ooh oh my, i do say..a mirijuana plant! blyme mates have a look here!
    if i were you id just watch the fun happen... just plant another one somewhere else..thats a kool areal view of ur area, how did u get that?
     
  3. what a horrible spot those woods aren't nearly thick enough and people would see if you try to tend to your plants during the day.
     
  4. just let it keep going. they'll get rid of it eventually, and if they don't cut it down juat come back at night at the end of the season and just pick some of the nice buds off.

    if no one knows you planted it you'll be fine. and it might be funny to just randomly plant cannabis around the course anyway.
     
  5. thats awsome! lol let it be.. clone it and plant that somwhere else. the coarse will reek at the end of growing lol.
     
  6. LEAVE IT MAN! AHAH see wat happens. it wil be funny as shiiit!!
     
  7. dress in DEA BDUs and go put a black plastic bag over it, yank it out of the ground and transplant it someplace safe.
     
  8. sry guys i was excited too but i just found nuts. Im not even gonna bother cutting it. ill just let it die
     
  9. I think cow hit it on the head. +rep
    Get someone with a DEA jacket and a Ford Grand Victoria (if in US). Go bag it, yank it, and transplant it! :smoking:
     
  10. I always wanted to plant/transplant a pot plant into, say, the little landscaped garden out in front of my old high school, just for the hell of it. It sounds like a fun thing to do while bored late at night, just for shits and giggles. Even better would be the ridiculously overreactive response to it, :D
     
  11. im still not sure if you shouldve posted where your house and plant are in your neighborhood. but id say let it grow and top/lst it if its found deny deny deny though this post might have already incriminated you if it is by chance found. but yea hope itll work out for you i guess a buddy of mine and i dropped a seed after we smoked once and i came back 3 weeks later and a tiny plant had sprouted up from a part where there was no concrete with its roots in sand and then i transplanted it to mulch then again came back a week later and no sign of it so idk but it was still just first leaf set and elsyium i might do that since my old high school is kinda ghetto so yea itd prolly blow over
     
  12. call the police.
     
  13. thats really funny lol
     
  14. Not all golfers are "Stupid" and talk with a british accent, or possibly austrellian, whatever you were goin for. In fact, some of us golfers, yes I golf, roll fat blunts and toke while we're playing. Don't make fun of people based of your arrgoant stereotypes.
     
  15. calm down smokentoke. People from all kinds of cultures smoke weed and we all come here because thats what we have in common. I golf too and i can honestly say that smoking a slow burning blunt while golfing is something that I always look forward to. My buddys and I always go golfing, get ripped, and have a good time. Driving ranges are realy fun when your just chillin with your buddys having sessions because they dont take as much accuracy and thought. Just chillin.

    Its just funny to make jokes like that because golf clubs (not open courses) play host to some of the most arrogant, insolent, and snooty people north america has ever seen. Gauging there reaction to "adverse" situations is comical.

    btw I fully realize I just over analyzed the situation but im just trying to make you see that thats a funny joke and you should be able to share in it even though its not how you feel. Its just like how im part jewish but borat absolutely cracked me up.
     
  16. WTF DO YOU THINK I WAS DOING HIGH ON A GOLF COURSE. and these golfers arent stupid cuz they golf they are stupid cuz they are two days away from dying
     
  17. This reminds me of my college days when me and my moronic freinds transplanted a bunch of 6-8 inch plants around campus, in planters. It made the paper, they thought wild pot was spreading! So much fun! It took two weeks for them to get em all!
     
  18. More likely it will be the grounds keepers that find it, and your Northern California Sensimia ((joke) will be taken and bred with Kentucky blue grass by the assistant Grounds keeper named Carl Spackler!

    (HATES SMART AS GOFERS)

    And not only will you be able to play 18 holes on it but take some home and get high as the BEJEUSUS BELT. :smoke:

    Caddyshack


    The movie's best scene? My award goes to the "Night Putting" sequence where Chevy Chase's Ty Webb and Bill Murray Carl the Greenskeeper finally meet up when Chase fires a Titleist through the window of Murray's lean-to shed-slash-residence. This never fails to get big laughs, and it's a real meeting of the minds. A great sequence for the Comedy Hall of Fame, I'd say.
     
  19. I wantja te keyl the go(L)fers

    Ok Sandy, But won't the club get mad if I go around and kill all the golfers?

    GOFERS, GOFERS YOU IDIOT! THE LITTLE FURRY RODENTS!

    Oh gofers...... ya I can kill gofers.
     

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