I just experienced one of the funniest things in my life. Im sitting here mad late in my doorm room browsing grasscity. Previously my roomates were all drinking and getting plastered. My roomate is a small little guy, but can drink with the best of them. I didn't notice how drunk he was when he went to bed. But when he drinks alot, he talks in his sleep. I know this because I am always up way past the time he goes to bed. He kept saying things like "come here bitch, get back in bed" and funny shit like that. But thats not the funniest thing. After i heard him really talking alot, i had to caugh and i did. next thing i know hes getting out of bed to go take a piss. well instead of making a left out of our door to head to the bathroom, which is only 3 feet from our door. He takes a right, into the corner of our living room where our couch and microwave is. I didn't think anything of this until i hear the sound of him pissing everywhere. I run out screaming "no, no, no!!!" and hes like "whaaattt!?!?!?". at this point i am lauging so hard i can't breathe and i manage to say, ur pissing in the living room, hes like "so?" aand opens the microwave as to keep pissing IN it. I then say, go to the bathroom. He does all pissed off like im bothering him. I look at the damage and he pissed all over the window sill, we have a window sill thats like a bench seat, and hes pissed all over the microwave and couch. I tell him this on his way back to our room and hes like "good" and just goes back to bed. To top it off, as he gets back into bed, he farts really loud and says "oh baby" and then passes out. Just a couple nights ago, the same person was found sleeping on the bathroom floor. I was in my other roomates room talking to him and i see MY roomate go into the bathroom. After like 15 min im like, wtf is jay doing in there. . . the guy i was talking to, bryan. says prolly taking a dump. i had to go to the bathroom so thats why i asked. after another 10 min im like fuck this im ganna go check it out. I open the door and hes currled up on the bathroom floor right next to the toilet, he thought he was in bed, and he had his sandles all perfectly lined up next to him. I ask him if he wants a pillow and says no and turns over. then he slides back against the wall and gets up really fast and just goes to bed. This guy is 23, has a kid back home and is like 5'1''. It's just so funny watching him stumble around drunk, and do stupid shit.