I just experienced one of the funniest things in my life. Im sitting here mad late in my doorm room browsing grasscity. Previously my roomates were all drinking and getting plastered. My roomate is a small little guy, but can drink with the best of them. I didn't notice how drunk he was when he went to bed. But when he drinks alot, he talks in his sleep. I know this because I am always up way past the time he goes to bed. He kept saying things like "come here bitch, get back in bed" and funny shit like that. But thats not the funniest thing. After i heard him really talking alot, i had to caugh and i did. next thing i know hes getting out of bed to go take a piss. well instead of making a left out of our door to head to the bathroom, which is only 3 feet from our door. He takes a right, into the corner of our living room where our couch and microwave is. I didn't think anything of this until i hear the sound of him pissing everywhere. I run out screaming "no, no, no!!!" and hes like "whaaattt!?!?!?". at this point i am lauging so hard i can't breathe and i manage to say, ur pissing in the living room, hes like "so?" aand opens the microwave as to keep pissing IN it. I then say, go to the bathroom. He does all pissed off like im bothering him. I look at the damage and he pissed all over the window sill, we have a window sill thats like a bench seat, and hes pissed all over the microwave and couch. I tell him this on his way back to our room and hes like "good" and just goes back to bed. To top it off, as he gets back into bed, he farts really loud and says "oh baby" and then passes out. Just a couple nights ago, the same person was found sleeping on the bathroom floor. I was in my other roomates room talking to him and i see MY roomate go into the bathroom. After like 15 min im like, wtf is jay doing in there. . . the guy i was talking to, bryan. says prolly taking a dump. i had to go to the bathroom so thats why i asked. after another 10 min im like fuck this im ganna go check it out. I open the door and hes currled up on the bathroom floor right next to the toilet, he thought he was in bed, and he had his sandles all perfectly lined up next to him. I ask him if he wants a pillow and says no and turns over. then he slides back against the wall and gets up really fast and just goes to bed. This guy is 23, has a kid back home and is like 5'1''. It's just so funny watching him stumble around drunk, and do stupid shit.
Holy fuck, that's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks. I'm waiting for my neighbors to come and give me shit for laughing so loud this early in the morning. I probably woke the whole building up. Nice story.
That's like my dad sleepwalking and pissing in a plant in the living room while I have company over. He was kinda pissy about it to, like I was bothering him lol.
i told him what he did and he had no recolection of the event. he then said yeah well couple weeks ago when i was home i pissed in my closet. hes like i even shut the door and just pissed in the closet thinking it was the bathroom. he then said he never used to do that kinda stuff, but last year once he pissed in his dirty laundry basket on all his clothes. when i told him he took a right, hes like yeah thats how i go to the bathroom when i am home.
Somnambulist, there's a nice word, can you say somnambulist? Don't wake him up, and teach him to clean the room while he sleeps...
omfg i wish i had a roommate like that. i dont give a shit if he pisses all over the place. that is the funniest shit man lmao
in high school i passed out drunk at my neighbor's house and woke up in the middle of the night needing to urinate. he just barely caught me before i pissed all over his stereo and showed me to the bathroom where i proceeded to just piss all around the toilet. haha, he cleaned it up when i left poor guy. he was a good friend though. he seemed to get alot of laughs out of it too