Omfg

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by sk804, May 30, 2009.

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  1. #1 sk804, May 30, 2009
    today i woke up and had a wake and bake, then i called up my best friends mom to ask her if she could show me some houses(im moving out) so i call her and we meet up and go to one of the houses. Now while im there she "drops" her pen and bends over really slow and picks it up. she gives me the tour of the house and then we go up to the master bedroom and shows me it and everything. Long story short i had sex with my moms best friend in someone elses bed.
     
  2. #2 c-blunt, May 30, 2009
    Right.
     
  3. #3 GanjaHaze, May 30, 2009
    [​IMG]
     
  4. #4 k.smith904, May 30, 2009
    :hello::hello::hello:
     
  5. #5 The Lanky, May 31, 2009
    Are you trolling?


    Thats fucked up man, thats so fucked up.
     
  6. #6 Tucker3rd, May 31, 2009
    Is it messed up? Or is this guy just a pimp?
    High five, homes.
     
  7. #7 Nah- Im Shwayze, May 31, 2009
    haha thats what im saying.

    Props dude! :smoke:
     
  8. #8 420gamer4life, May 31, 2009
    I call bullshit.
    Was it your moms best friend, or your best friends mom?
     
  9. #9 Nah- Im Shwayze, May 31, 2009
    damn i didnt catch that at all.
     
  10. #10 wicked, May 31, 2009
    i wonder what happened to his best friends mom
     
  11. #11 Tucker3rd, May 31, 2009
    Ha-HA! well, reguardless, high-five 'im anyways. If he's lying 'bout it, he's lonely, an' thus deserves a "cheer up-five!"
     
  12. #12 sk804, May 31, 2009
    this is no bullshit, it was pretty messed up but it was nice, and its my best friends MOM, that was a typo.
     
  13. #13 schwagsmokah, May 31, 2009
    that reminds me about my day

    today i woke up and had a wake and bake, then i called up my best friends mom to ask her if she could show me some houses(im moving out) so i call her and we meet up and go to one of the houses. Now while im there she "drops" her pen and bends over really slow and picks it up. she gives me the tour of the house and then we go up to the master bedroom and shows me it and everything. Long story short i had sex with my best friends mom in someone elses bed.
     
  14. #14 sk804, May 31, 2009
    nice dude cause i was about to say that

    today i woke up and had a wake and bake, then i called up my best friends mom to ask her if she could show me some houses(im moving out) so i call her and we meet up and go to one of the houses. Now while im there she "drops" her pen and bends over really slow and picks it up. she gives me the tour of the house and then we go up to the master bedroom and shows me it and everything. Long story short i had sex with my best friends mom in someone elses bed.
     
  15. #15 stupidstoner, May 31, 2009
    finding this hard to believe i mean why would your best friends mom fuck you?
     
  16. #16 sk804, May 31, 2009
    well she has always been like weird with me haha, like when i was younger she picked me up one day when i was skating randomly and when she pulled up she was like "you want a date?" and smiled and like whenever i was trying to moved past her she would always like stick her butt out and i would be like whoops sorry
     
  17. #17 stupidstoner, May 31, 2009
    hmmm well it does sound like she wanted your cock for awhile if thats true, its just why would you fuck your best friends mom? thats what makes me call bullshit
     
  18. #18 wicked, May 31, 2009

    well, i wouldnt fuck my best friends mom.

    but why wouldnt you fuckyour best friends mom?


    lol.
    and if this is all true then hahahaha.
    all i can really say is word.
     
  19. #19 racoon123, May 31, 2009
    yeah that didnt happen at all
     
  20. #20 sk804, May 31, 2009
    k say what u want
     
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