OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! NEVER IN MY LIFE!!!! please read. HILARIOUS

Discussion in 'General' started by nushaganazad, Dec 17, 2007.

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  1. #1 nushaganazad, Dec 17, 2007
    OH MY GOD :mad: you have to be kidding.

    no im dead serious this just happened. and here is a crude drawing i had to make in 30 secs to describe this. are you ready



    ok its 130. work is boring im doing nothing, my security guard says, the bell just went off(it rings when someone walks into the gift shop so i can collect money) so i wander on over there to see whats going on and i peak around the corner and low and behold there is a 300+lb black woman(WASTED) with her pants pulled down and peeing in the fridge in the gift shop!!!!!


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    wow are you serious i have never seen this ever. wow. wow. wow. idk what to do


    i shut down the gift shop got the security guard to shopvac the floor we took out the fridge and called the gm. oh man
     
  2. #2 Dank0ne, Dec 17, 2007
    pffffff


    now thats what i call a sticky situation
     
  3. #3 GrimBnny, Dec 17, 2007
    Let that be a lesson to you.

    Drinking will cause you to pee on something other than a toilet, an alarming percentage of the time.
     
  4. #4 Dude Man, Dec 17, 2007
    Well aside from the fact that I can't really see that drawing you made, that was a pretty funny story.

    Leave it to drunk people to make your life that much more interesting. :laughing:
     
  5. #5 nushaganazad, Dec 17, 2007
    yea the pic was terrible it was just showing the layout of the hotel
     
  6. #6 Young Dro, Dec 17, 2007
    Truer words have never been spoken...


    one night in my dorm building my freshman year of college a girl peed 5 times in 5 different places and only once was in the bathroom...in the shower...ridic. Dont blackout :)
     
  7. #7 Hank Scorpio, Dec 17, 2007
    lol alcohol sucks
     
  8. #8 JollyRoger227, Dec 17, 2007
    How was she peeing in the fridge? What'd she do take a seat? LOL

    That really sucks dude, I would have taken her info and made her come back and clean it when she was sober :p

    fuuuck that, even in my black out drunk-ness I have always managed to find a toilet, or a nice bush outside LOL
     
  9. #9 Iron Hymen, Dec 17, 2007
    She was trying to turn her pee into lemonade I'm guessing!
     
  10. #10 TokingToker, Dec 17, 2007
    Damn man, thats wild.

    How'd you guys get the beachwhale out? I remember when I was working in my local grocery store, some mentally unstabled guy crapped himself and straight out said "I left a few dumplings on the floor" and walked out.
     
  11. #11 Bizbo A.C., Nov 12, 2008
    That's going to my sig when I get around to it.
     
  12. #12 overgrowray, Nov 12, 2008
    thats so funny, but it would suck to have to deal with it
     
  13. #13 suburbantoker, Nov 12, 2008
    I would have called the police, simply because she's huge.
     
  14. #14 Ezav420, Nov 12, 2008
    whatever happened to NUSHA? was that him that banned NEG ..?
     
  15. #15 ipack, Nov 12, 2008
    this was some behind the scenes, gc drama bullshit that i never cared enough about to find out more on. my guess would be abuse of mod power in some way. you can always tell when someone's banned for sure and not just putting the word in their profile by checkin to see if you can rep the person
     
  16. #16 Deutschbag, Nov 12, 2008
    What the hell were you searching when you resurrected this old thread?

    "women pees in fridge"?
     
  17. #17 trichome joe, Nov 12, 2008
    Did she kick you down some loving for the inconvenience she caused?
     
  18. #18 Adjs311, Nov 12, 2008
    Do you think he wanted loving from some random 300lber ????
     
  19. #19 trichome joe, Nov 13, 2008
    At 300 pounds he might not have a choice, that is if she can catch him lol.
     
  20. #20 tooking, Nov 13, 2008
    you are scarred for life
     
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