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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: You 2 are now best friends so talk! Stranger: Okay Stranger: So Stranger: today Stranger: I went to the mall Stranger: and it wasnt that fun.. You: Today I contemplated suicide Stranger: oh Stranger: im sorry Stranger: why You: Because my life sucks Stranger: Do you want to talk about it/ You: Talking doesn't seem to help me You: Maybe I'm too stupid, I don't know Stranger: Are you sure? Stranger: Im here for you. You: I know Stranger: Okay... You: Hey You: Do you like waffles? Stranger: I do You: Me too Stranger: Cool Stranger: My mom had one this morning. Stranger: Big one, strawberries and whip cream You: Damn that sounds delicious. You: Remind me to eat at your house more often, man. Stranger: Come on over dude Stranger: ill make you breakfast You: Fuck yeah, man. I'm on my way. Stranger: Well Stranger: its dinner time You: Peace out, chill for real. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: Aliens exist and religion dont. You: Yep. You: Ironic. Stranger: indeed. You: You: I love that word You: Fucking infuriates me when used against me though You: It ends a conversation. Stranger: aha i know what you mean. Stranger: but you know what's even better than indeed!? You: What? Stranger: I CONCUR. You: Damn you, you're right Stranger: that's the best phrase in existence. You: Indeed Stranger: NO! You: Stranger: damn you, you ended our conversation. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I havent had much luck. So far one disconnects quickly Are firefighters heros to you? 2 - No 1 - Yes 1 - chooses pikachu Question to discuss: Should LSD be legal? Stranger 2: god Stranger 1: yes Stranger 2: all you fucking people asking questions SUCK Stranger 2: YOU ALL SUCK Stranger 1: what q would you like? Stranger 2: something where I'm not asked a moronic question simply because the question can be asked. Stranger 2: or a question where it's suposed to get a rise out of me. Stranger 1: like such as? Stranger 2: I'm tired of this site Stranger 2: God Stranger 2: listen, you have a fucking entire WORLD to talk to. Stranger 2: LOOK at how CREATIVE people are at using it? Stranger 2: This site is DEPRESSING Stranger 2: never seen such a collection of pathetic losers. Stranger 2: I quit. Stranger 2 has disconnected
some dumb people on this... here is my question. you must choose: fuck a bitch with razor blades in her vagina or take a burning log in the ass? almost everybody nexted right away. those who didn't chose the burning log. EDIT: another question, pretty much the same response if not immediate disconnect. how can i make my girl do atm? (ass to mouth) she is firm on no. Stranger 2: No Stranger 2: Just no Stranger 1: Um thts wrong i'm done with this.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What's your favorite Harry Potter incantation? Stranger 2: Crucio. Stranger 1: AVADA KEDAVRA!!! Stranger 2: Come on. Killing people is so mainstream. Stranger 1: yeah, but I'm killing with pretty lights Stranger 2: That sounds oddly... feminine. Stranger 1: eh Stranger 1: shit, nurse is coming gotta go, bye Stranger 1 has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? You: its a mutual heroic bonding Stranger: unzip your zipper, get a boner and it will hold ur pants up. problem solved. next? You: kind of like cookies and milk You: expept u dont need pop tarts too have milk You: nmvd then You: what he said
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What would you do if you found a 10 pound bag of marijuana in your father's sock dresser? Stranger 2: sell it Stranger 1: my dads a cop Stranger 2: it would probably Stranger 2: be evidence then. Stranger 1: i knoow lol Stranger 2: you're father stole evidence :x Stranger 2: your8 Stranger 1: hahah Stranger 2: that is terrible lol xD Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Do gingers have souls? Stranger 2: Of course not. Stranger 1: why not? Stranger 1: explain Stranger 2: Because its a ginger. Stranger 1: ginger girls are nice Stranger 2: But they have no souls. Stranger 1: Stranger 1: why is that so? Stranger 2: Because they are gingers. Stranger 1: ah, i see your point Stranger 2: Exactly. Stranger 1: take care now Stranger 1 has disconnected
i think i might have a record on log length. i may have just hooked two people up edit: yeah, it was a long log. and boring as fuck. god, people are dumb
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: make a story one word at a time. You: The Stranger: horny You: dragon Stranger: saw You: a Stranger: girl You: in Stranger: a You: wagon Stranger: and You: started Stranger: slowly You: to Stranger: her You: abode. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: You are about to be killed. The stranger is your only chance to get away. Convince him/her to help you. You: Please You: Please fucking help me You: Come on man You: You're just gonna let me fucking die? You: Come ON, MAAAAN! Stranger: imma girlll so help me first! You: What? You: No! You: Help me! Stranger: chivalry? You: Chivalry is dead! Stranger: no its not Stranger: and now you are You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this shits too funny You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: ketchup or mustard? Stranger 1: both at the same time Stranger 2: huh? Stranger 2: i dont get it Stranger 1: which one you prefer? Stranger 2: like what does it mean? Stranger 1: i think that's what he's asking about Stranger 1: do you prefer mustard or ketchup? Stranger 1: just kidding Stranger 1: i fucking hate mustard Stranger 1: that shit's for pussies Stranger 1: real men choose ketchup Stranger 2 has disconnected What's the difference between a novel and a book? Stranger 1: A novel has tastier paper. Stranger 2: trol Stranger 2: lololol Stranger 2: no actually Stranger 2: a novel isn't a book Stranger 1: A novel is a cut of meat. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Can you cry underwater? Stranger 2: umm Stranger 1: Yes. Stranger 2: are you sure? Stranger 2: I doubt you can Stranger 1: Yeah. Stranger 2: right Stranger 2: pics or i dont believe you Stranger 1: If you still feel the same emotions, being covered by water won't stop a natural bodily process from happening. Stranger 2: shut the fuck up Stranger 2 has disconnected enough for now
(Hahahaha. Excellent.) You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: 12:28, fuck yeah. Stranger 2: 1:28, fuck yeah. Stranger 1: 6.28pm. meh Stranger 1 has disconnected You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Would you care for some tea and crumpets? Stranger 1: Why certainly. Stranger 2: how marvelous Stranger 1: Now bend over, good stranger. Stranger 1: It's time for the Earl Grey enema I promised you. Stranger 2: oh good grief Stranger 1: I'm sure you'll find it titillating. Stranger 2: quite Stranger 1: Well, this rendered you more speechless than I'd enjoy. Stranger 1: My services are needed elsewhere. Toodle-o! Stranger 1 has disconnected (I read that entire conversation in a pompous British accent as it happened live before my eyes. It was fantastic.)
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Who is the most inspirational famous figure, alive or dead? Stranger 2: lady gaga Stranger 1: hmm Stranger 1: you must be joking Stranger 2: not Stranger 1: seriously? Stranger 2: sure Stranger 1: If it was alive ok but my... Stranger 1: i'd say hitler Stranger 2: nice guy Stranger 1: very Stranger 2: very smart Stranger 1: me or hitler? Stranger 2: hitler Stranger 1: ah Stranger 1: never met him sadly Stranger 2: his ideas... Stranger 2: they were kinda smart Stranger 1: Yea... Stranger 1: <3 Stranger 2 has disconnected - The two most inspirational famous figures ever, alive or dead: Lady Gaga, and Hitler. You learn something new every day.
Question to discuss: Have you read the bible, my son? Stranger 2: yup Stranger 1: I read the title. Stranger 2: you over-achiver. Question to discuss: Why do lesbians use dildos if they don't like the dick? Stranger 1: uhm Stranger 2: I've always wondered that. Stranger 1: they dont like dick but Stranger 1: their body get turned by it Stranger 2: Yep, good answer. Stranger 1: im gay and i have to masturbate with a vagina-like thing you know Stranger 1: cuz it works that way Stranger 2: LOL. Stranger 1: wbu? Stranger 2: I'm straight. Stranger 1: nice Stranger 1: have a gf? Stranger 2: Single at the minute. Stranger 1: how old r u Stranger 2: 44. Stranger 1: :/ Stranger 1: i was gonna give real advice but ok Stranger 1: i dont care if u dont care Stranger 1: Stranger 1: have a nice life 44 year old man Stranger 2: LOL. I don't need advice about women, thanks. Stranger 1: seeya someday Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What is love? Stranger 2: baby dont hurt me Stranger 2: baby dont hurt me Stranger 1: no more Stranger 2: no more Stranger 2: bah! Stranger 1: hahahahaa i got it first Stranger 1: bitch duck it Stranger 1: damnit spelling error Stranger 2: ^this guy Stranger 1: FUCK YUUU Stranger 1: Stranger 2: Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Pussy in dick? Stranger 2: im down Stranger 1: I like dick bc I'm a girl Stranger 2: i like pussy bc im a guy Stranger 1: I like long dicks Stranger 2: i like tight pussies Stranger 1: My is kinda lose but not really Stranger 2: got a pic of you babe? Stranger 1: It's Harry down there too Stranger 2 has disconnected