Omegle has a new feature where basically you can ask a question and have two people discuss it. I thought I would have some fun. Post some of yours.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: How do you two feel about marijuana legalization? I think highly of it.. hehe Stranger 1: agreed Stranger 1: ill be high in 2 hours Stranger 2: yes but only for medical reasons and for rapers Stranger 1: its natures anti depressant Stranger 1: rapers? Stranger 2: rapers need it Stranger 2: i spelt it wrong Stranger 1: LOl rappers? Stranger 2: but like eminem and dr dre Stranger 1: LOL just as well i make hip hop music then Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2 has disconnected
You walk into your sisters room and she is furiously masturbating. What do you do? Stranger 2: piss on her Stranger 2 has disconnected Hey son, why aren't you asleep? Stranger 2: idk Stranger 1: because i'm fapping. Stranger 1 has disconnected A wild penis appears, which counterspell do you use? Stranger 2: Picture of it's mom Stranger 2: That'll make it nice and easy to deal with,. Stranger 2 has disconnected
(I know, I'm a dweeb) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: Is it true that ponies are 20% cooler than every other animal? You: No. Stranger: Yes You: Otters are though. Stranger: Well Stranger: Actually Stranger: Eagles Stranger: They kick ads You: Eagles are pretty boss rutten Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: You walk in on Nigel Thornberry fapping. It's Monday morning. What is your reaction? You: Hey Nigel. Where's the coffee cream? Stranger: LOL'ing. You: Stranger: omg xD You: You: Me too
Question to discuss: a wild penis appears Stranger 2: LMAO Stranger 2: WILD PENIS USED STRINGSHOT Stranger 1: nice Stranger 1: i think harden Stranger 1: pound Stranger 1: then stringshot Stranger 2: HAHAHAHA Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Question to discuss: i smell my friends sisters feet and ass in her sleep. shes so fuckin fine i cant help but jack it no lie Stranger : eh You: i did it once as well Stranger : Lol he likes feet You: my mum actually popped in on me You: while i did it You: and when i admitted You: i loved it You: ...my mom got scared, and said, 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’ I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air Stranger : eh Stranger has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Do you want to have kids and what will you name them? Stranger 2: 7 kids. sneezy, grumpy u get the point Stranger 1: i aint cleaning up after them. Stranger 2: neither am i. they're gonna be living in their own filth Stranger 2: dirty bastards Stranger 1: poor kids. Stranger 2 has disconnected
I asked the question Question to discuss: What is your view of marijuana ? Stranger 2: yum Stranger 1: i like you Stranger 1: haha Stranger 2: i like you too then Stranger 1: good. Stranger 2: pokemon?
Haha this is great. I'll post something if there's any comedic value edit: I was asking the "do you believe in god" question hoping to spark a funny argument but this is all i got
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had an advanced degree in engineering? Stranger 1: Chuck Norris. Stranger 2: nope Stranger 2: no1 chucks chuck norris Stranger 1: Actually, if the Woodchuck had a degree in Engineering. Stranger 1: Why would he chuck wood? Stranger 2: still chuck norris is Chuck Norris... Stranger 2: bc he's gay Stranger 1: Oh. Stranger 1: Alright. Stranger 2: and gay people get aids and dide Stranger 2: die** Stranger 1: So woodchucks are now gay. Stranger 2: so no wood at all Stranger 1: Morning wood? Stranger 2: ye haha Stranger 2: then alot Stranger 1: Alright. Stranger 2: good night baby, Love you Stranger 1: So they get morning wood. Stranger 2: <3 Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Remember that one time? Stranger 2: Oh yea ! Stranger 2: haha Stranger 1: yeah both actually Stranger 2: was so fun Stranger 1: haha we took a shit in some newspaper behind the park Stranger 2: Stranger 2: oh.. Stranger 2: no i dont remember that Stranger 1: that felt good u remember? Stranger 2 has disconnected
LMAO! These kids are idiots! You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What is your opinion on Marijuana? Stranger 2: legalise it plz Stranger 1: bad very bad Stranger 2: why ? Stranger 2: don't disconect plz Stranger 1: why? Stranger 2: it's even proven with MRI-scand that weed doesnt effect your brains Stranger 1: LOL!!!!1 Stranger 1: 1 Stranger 1: ! Stranger 2: it's only causes lazy-ness ...so if you don't study you're fucked Stranger 2: bro i study medical imaginery (lol crappy englsih) but i study x-ray , MRI , ct-scand & i followed one congress about that subject Stranger 2: so why you say it's bad ? Stranger 1: it can affect ur health if u over does Stranger 1: overdose Stranger 2: yea maybe your loungs ... but alcohol is WAY more dangerous Stranger 2: smoking is also bad Stranger 1: yes it is Stranger 2: do you drink alcohol ? Stranger 1: of course not Stranger 1: it's bad to my health and urs as well Stranger 2: i don't care ... i have fun with it and that's all what matters for me , but i respect your thoughts about it Stranger 2: besides ..if you smoke then less 7 sigarets in the afternoon (not before noon ! ) you have 0,8% chance of having cancer Stranger 2: but doctors need to do more experiments about that tho :s Stranger 1: Stranger 1: ur so samrt Stranger 1: smart Stranger 1: smart Stranger 2: no i'm not those are just the facts sir ! Stranger 1: Stranger 1 has disconnected THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE STUPID! (But at least stranger 2 realizes it's not bad.) You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: What is your opinion on Marijuana? Stranger 1: Terrible drug Stranger 1: Should be outlawed forever Stranger 2: It's alright but don't go flaunting it like an obnoxious faggot like most do Stranger 1: And all those drug addicts need to be locked up Stranger 2: Oh boy here we go Stranger 1: You don't agree? Stranger 2: It already is outlawed Stranger 1: Some states allowed it for 'medical' use Stranger 1: Yeah right Stranger 1: Like a drug that bad could be good for you at all Stranger 2: Either way have you ever done it or seen someone do it and observed the effects afterwords? Stranger 1: My sister is a marijuana addict Stranger 1: It's horrible Stranger 1: She steals from family Stranger 2: I'm not going to deny there aren't osme weak-willed people out there Stranger 1: Goes on crazy outbursts when she's high Stranger 1: It's a horrible drug Stranger 2: My father and my sister do it literally every day and frankly I think it makes them way better to be around Stranger 2: It makes them nicer, more fun to be around and generally more agreeable Stranger 1: Your family is abusing drugs and you just let it happen? Stranger 2: It doesn't affect their lifestyle at all Stranger 1: I don't even know what to say Stranger 1: Entire families ruined and blinded by it Stranger 2: My father has his own house and collects motorbikes, my sister makes $1500 a week Stranger 1: If that isn't a reason for stronger pushiniment then I don't know what is Stranger 2: It affects people differently Stranger 1: I hope God helps you, Stranger Stranger 1: Good day Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss: Why are you so gay? Stranger 1: I'm not Stranger 2: because i am. Stranger 1: You can't be so gay Stranger 1: Or a little bit gay Stranger 2: i am :"( Stranger 1: Have you not seen Michael McIntrye? Stranger 2 has disconnected Question to discuss: A wild pokemon appears what do you do? Stranger 2: run i have no poke balls Stranger 1: fuk it in its asshole Stranger 2 has disconnected Question to discuss: How much money would it take for you to eat a whole live monkey? Stranger 2: Damn Stranger 2: thats Stranger 1: WOaaah Stranger 2: a new one Stranger 1: Unbelievable Stranger 1: After all I'm a vegetarian Stranger 1 has disconnected How much money would it take for you to eat a whole live monkey? Stranger 1: Bet question ever. Stranger 1: Umm... Stranger 1: About 3mil, I think. Stranger 2: depends on if i can kill it Stranger 1: That seems solid. Stranger 2: if i can 500k Stranger 2: if not then no Stranger 2 has disconnected
Ha ha i laughed Question to discuss: Your thoughts on anal sex Stranger 1: ouch Stranger 2: you bendin over? Stranger 1: iv had really big shits Stranger 1: and they hurt Stranger 2: THANKS FOR THE IMAGE Stranger 2 has disconnected
Question to discuss: big boobs? Stranger 2: yh Stranger 2: :L Stranger 1: i dont Stranger 1: im a dude Stranger 2: im a girl Stranger 1: cool Stranger 1: asl? Stranger 2: 17, f, uk Stranger 1: 19,m,us Stranger 2: you? Stranger 2: nice Stranger 2: btw my boobs are alright :L Stranger 1: send me naked pics? Stranger 1: ;D Stranger 2: hehe , only if you do after?! Stranger 1: ok Stranger 2: are my boobs okay size: 34DD? Stranger 1: more than okay haha Stranger 1: very nice Stranger 2: haha oh right Stranger 2: bit small then? Stranger 1: xD Stranger 1: nope Stranger 1: perfect Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: How would I go about transforming my cat into a weapon of war? Stranger 2: hmm Stranger 1: dynamite up his bum? Stranger 2: you need a flux capacitor Stranger 1: fuck... Stranger 2: then you will need some fresh cabbages Stranger 1: dont complicate shit pal Stranger 2: and a pair of smelly socks Stranger 1: cabbages? Stranger 2: yes Stranger 1: you are a disturbing individual Stranger 2: indeed Stranger 1: coffee? Stranger 2: dure Stranger 2: sure Stranger 2: god damsel! Stranger 1: serious question? Stranger 2: ok Stranger 1: do you smell your own farts? Stranger 2: sometimes Stranger 1: do you mind your farts? Stranger 2: no Stranger 1: to be honest I want to kill people that pass the gas around me Stranger 2: hmm Stranger 1: but my gas is the best YAY You have disconnected.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: are you a pothead? Stranger 2: No Stranger 1: totally Stranger 2: I have smoked it though Stranger 2: Really Stranger 2: How's that working out for you Stranger 1: Im kinda kidding Stranger 1: retard Stranger 1: ive never smoked Stranger 2: Lol Stranger 2: Wow Stranger 2: You should try it some day Stranger 1: Nahh Stranger 2: Why not Stranger 2: My 3rd time smoking it, the pot we got was laced with lead and PCP Stranger 1: Idk not tryna mess up anythin Stranger 1: Cool? Stranger 2: Had a panic attack went to hospital Stranger 2: Almost died Stranger 2: Was awesome Stranger 1: Exactly myy point Stranger 2: Lol Stranger 1: the creeper reading our crap is probably enjoying this Stranger 2: Probably Stranger 1: Yeaaa nigggaah Stranger 2: Niga Stranger 2: Niger Stranger 2: Niger the country Stranger 2: You racist Stranger 2 has disconnected