Omegle's new feature

Discussion in 'General' started by Lenny., Aug 7, 2011.

  1. Omegle has a new feature where basically you can ask a question and have two people discuss it. I thought I would have some fun.



    Post some of yours.
     
  2. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



    Question to discuss:

    How do you two feel about marijuana legalization? I think highly of it.. hehe :)


    Stranger 1: agreed


    Stranger 1: ill be high in 2 hours


    Stranger 2: yes but only for medical reasons and for rapers


    Stranger 1: its natures anti depressant


    Stranger 1: rapers?


    Stranger 2: rapers need it


    Stranger 2: i spelt it wrong


    Stranger 1: LOl rappers?


    Stranger 2: but like eminem and dr dre


    Stranger 1: LOL just as well i make hip hop music then


    Stranger 2: lol


    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  3. You walk into your sisters room and she is furiously masturbating. What do you do?
    Stranger 2: piss on her

    Stranger 2 has disconnected


    Hey son, why aren't you asleep?
    Stranger 2: idk

    Stranger 1: because i'm fapping.

    Stranger 1 has disconnected


    A wild penis appears, which counterspell do you use?
    Stranger 2: Picture of it's mom

    Stranger 2: That'll make it nice and easy to deal with,.

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  4. (I know, I'm a dweeb)

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Is it true that ponies are 20% cooler than every other animal?
    You: No.
    Stranger: Yes
    You: Otters are though.
    Stranger: Well
    Stranger: Actually
    Stranger: Eagles
    Stranger: They kick ads
    You: Eagles are pretty boss rutten
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    You walk in on Nigel Thornberry fapping. It's Monday morning. What is your reaction?
    You: Hey Nigel. Where's the coffee cream?
    Stranger: LOL'ing.
    You: :D
    Stranger: omg xD
    You: :D
    You: Me too
     
  5. Question to discuss:
    a wild penis appears


    Stranger 2: LMAO

    Stranger 2: WILD PENIS USED STRINGSHOT

    Stranger 1: nice

    Stranger 1: i think harden

    Stranger 1: pound

    Stranger 1: then stringshot

    Stranger 2: HAHAHAHA

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  6. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

    Question to discuss:
    marijuana?


    Stranger 2: no, thanks
    Stranger 1: I perfer to use clean burning

    Stranger 1: ............…_„-,-~''~''':::'':::':::::''::::''~-,~„
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    Stranger 2: well played hank

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    edit... those sad faces werent even on the actual post thats pretty wierd
     
  7. Question to discuss:

    i smell my friends sisters feet and ass in her sleep. shes so fuckin fine i cant help but jack it no lie


    Stranger : eh


    You: i did it once as well


    Stranger : Lol he likes feet


    You: my mum actually popped in on me


    You: while i did it


    You: and when i admitted


    You: i loved it


    You: ...my mom got scared, and said, 'You're movin' with your auntie
    and uncle in Bel-Air.'I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air


    Stranger : eh


    Stranger has disconnected
     
  8. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    Do you want to have kids and what will you name them?
    Stranger 2: 7 kids. sneezy, grumpy u get the point
    Stranger 1: i aint cleaning up after them.
    Stranger 2: neither am i. they're gonna be living in their own filth
    Stranger 2: dirty bastards
    Stranger 1: poor kids.
    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  9. I asked the question :smoke:


    Question to discuss:
    What is your view of marijuana ?
    Stranger 2: yum
    Stranger 1: i like you :)
    Stranger 1: haha
    Stranger 2: i like you too then
    Stranger 1: good.
    Stranger 2: pokemon?
     
  10. #11 BA, Aug 8, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 8, 2011
    Haha this is great.

    I'll post something if there's any comedic value

    edit: I was asking the "do you believe in god" question hoping to spark a funny argument but this is all i got

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  11. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had an advanced degree in engineering?

    Stranger 1: Chuck Norris.

    Stranger 2: nope

    Stranger 2: no1 chucks chuck norris

    Stranger 1: Actually, if the Woodchuck had a degree in Engineering.

    Stranger 1: Why would he chuck wood?

    Stranger 2: still chuck norris is Chuck Norris...

    Stranger 2: bc he's gay

    Stranger 1: Oh.

    Stranger 1: Alright.

    Stranger 2: and gay people get aids and dide

    Stranger 2: die**

    Stranger 1: So woodchucks are now gay.

    Stranger 2: so no wood at all

    Stranger 1: Morning wood?

    Stranger 2: ye haha

    Stranger 2: then alot

    Stranger 1: Alright.

    Stranger 2: good night baby, Love you

    Stranger 1: So they get morning wood.

    Stranger 2: <3

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  12. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    Remember that one time?
    Stranger 2: Oh yea !
    Stranger 2: haha
    Stranger 1: yeah both actually
    Stranger 2: was so fun
    Stranger 1: haha we took a shit in some newspaper behind the park
    Stranger 2: :eek:
    Stranger 2: oh..
    Stranger 2: no i dont remember that
    Stranger 1: that felt good u remember?
    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  13. Huh:cool:.
     

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  14. #15 ChillinOnRoofs, Aug 11, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 11, 2011
    LMAO! These kids are idiots!
    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    What is your opinion on Marijuana?
    Stranger 2: legalise it plz :)
    Stranger 1: bad very bad
    Stranger 2: why ?
    Stranger 2: don't disconect plz
    Stranger 1: why?
    Stranger 2: it's even proven with MRI-scand that weed doesnt effect your brains :)
    Stranger 1: LOL!!!!1
    Stranger 1: 1
    Stranger 1: !
    Stranger 2: it's only causes lazy-ness ...so if you don't study you're fucked
    Stranger 2: bro i study medical imaginery (lol crappy englsih) but i study x-ray , MRI , ct-scand & i followed one congress about that subject
    Stranger 2: so why you say it's bad ? :)
    Stranger 1: it can affect ur health if u over does
    Stranger 1: overdose
    Stranger 2: yea maybe your loungs ... but alcohol is WAY more dangerous
    Stranger 2: smoking is also bad
    Stranger 1: yes it is
    Stranger 2: do you drink alcohol ?
    Stranger 1: of course not
    Stranger 1: it's bad to my health and urs as well
    Stranger 2: i don't care ... i have fun with it :) and that's all what matters for me :) , but i respect your thoughts about it
    Stranger 2: besides ..if you smoke then less 7 sigarets in the afternoon (not before noon ! ) you have 0,8% chance of having cancer
    Stranger 2: but doctors need to do more experiments about that tho :s
    Stranger 1: :D
    Stranger 1: ur so samrt
    Stranger 1: smart
    Stranger 1: smart
    Stranger 2: no i'm not :p those are just the facts sir !
    Stranger 1: :D
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE STUPID! (But at least stranger 2 realizes it's not bad.)

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    What is your opinion on Marijuana?
    Stranger 1: Terrible drug
    Stranger 1: Should be outlawed forever
    Stranger 2: It's alright but don't go flaunting it like an obnoxious faggot like most do
    Stranger 1: And all those drug addicts need to be locked up
    Stranger 2: Oh boy here we go
    Stranger 1: You don't agree?
    Stranger 2: It already is outlawed
    Stranger 1: Some states allowed it for 'medical' use
    Stranger 1: Yeah right
    Stranger 1: Like a drug that bad could be good for you at all
    Stranger 2: Either way have you ever done it or seen someone do it and observed the effects afterwords?
    Stranger 1: My sister is a marijuana addict
    Stranger 1: It's horrible
    Stranger 1: She steals from family
    Stranger 2: I'm not going to deny there aren't osme weak-willed people out there
    Stranger 1: Goes on crazy outbursts when she's high
    Stranger 1: It's a horrible drug
    Stranger 2: My father and my sister do it literally every day and frankly I think it makes them way better to be around
    Stranger 2: It makes them nicer, more fun to be around and generally more agreeable
    Stranger 1: Your family is abusing drugs and you just let it happen?
    Stranger 2: It doesn't affect their lifestyle at all
    Stranger 1: I don't even know what to say
    Stranger 1: Entire families ruined and blinded by it
    Stranger 2: My father has his own house and collects motorbikes, my sister makes $1500 a week
    Stranger 1: If that isn't a reason for stronger pushiniment then I don't know what is
    Stranger 2: It affects people differently
    Stranger 1: I hope God helps you, Stranger
    Stranger 1: Good day
    Stranger 1 has disconnected
     
  15. Question to discuss:
    Why are you so gay?


    Stranger 1: I'm not

    Stranger 2: because i am.

    Stranger 1: You can't be so gay

    Stranger 1: Or a little bit gay

    Stranger 2: i am :"(

    Stranger 1: Have you not seen Michael McIntrye?

    Stranger 2 has disconnected


    Question to discuss:
    A wild pokemon appears what do you do?


    Stranger 2: run i have no poke balls

    Stranger 1: fuk it in its asshole

    Stranger 2 has disconnected


    Question to discuss:
    How much money would it take for you to eat a whole live monkey?


    Stranger 2: Damn

    Stranger 2: thats

    Stranger 1: WOaaah

    Stranger 2: a new one

    Stranger 1: Unbelievable

    Stranger 1: After all I'm a vegetarian

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    How much money would it take for you to eat a whole live monkey?

    Stranger 1: Bet question ever.

    Stranger 1: Umm...

    Stranger 1: About 3mil, I think.

    Stranger 2: depends on if i can kill it

    Stranger 1: That seems solid.

    Stranger 2: if i can 500k

    Stranger 2: if not then no

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  16. Ha ha i laughed



    Question to discuss:

    Your thoughts on anal sex


    Stranger 1: ouch


    Stranger 2: you bendin over?


    Stranger 1: iv had really big shits


    Stranger 1: and they hurt


    Stranger 2: THANKS FOR THE IMAGE
    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  17. Question to discuss:
    big boobs?


    Stranger 2: yh

    Stranger 2: :L

    Stranger 1: i dont

    Stranger 1: im a dude

    Stranger 2: im a girl

    Stranger 1: cool

    Stranger 1: asl?

    Stranger 2: 17, f, uk

    Stranger 1: 19,m,us

    Stranger 2: you?

    Stranger 2: nice

    Stranger 2: btw my boobs are alright :L

    Stranger 1: send me naked pics?

    Stranger 1: ;D

    Stranger 2: hehe ;), only if you do after?! ;)

    Stranger 1: ok

    Stranger 2: are my boobs okay size: 34DD?

    Stranger 1: more than okay haha

    Stranger 1: very nice

    Stranger 2: haha oh right

    Stranger 2: bit small then?

    Stranger 1: xD

    Stranger 1: nope

    Stranger 1: perfect

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     
  18. #19 Iceni Toker, Aug 11, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 11, 2011
    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    How would I go about transforming my cat into a weapon of war?


    Stranger 2: hmm

    Stranger 1: dynamite up his bum?

    Stranger 2: you need a flux capacitor

    Stranger 1: fuck...

    Stranger 2: then you will need some fresh cabbages

    Stranger 1: dont complicate shit pal

    Stranger 2: and a pair of smelly socks

    Stranger 1: cabbages?

    Stranger 2:
    yes

    Stranger 1: you are a disturbing individual

    Stranger 2: indeed

    Stranger 1: coffee?

    Stranger 2: dure

    Stranger 2: sure

    Stranger 2: god damsel!

    Stranger 1: serious question?

    Stranger 2: ok

    Stranger 1: do you smell your own farts?

    Stranger 2: sometimes

    Stranger 1: do you mind your farts?

    Stranger 2: no

    Stranger 1: to be honest I want to kill people that pass the gas around me

    Stranger 2: hmm

    Stranger 1: but my gas is the best YAY

    You have disconnected.
     
  19. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    are you a pothead?
    Stranger 2: No
    Stranger 1: totally
    Stranger 2: I have smoked it though
    Stranger 2: Really
    Stranger 2: How's that working out for you
    Stranger 1: Im kinda kidding
    Stranger 1: retard
    Stranger 1: ive never smoked
    Stranger 2: Lol
    Stranger 2: Wow
    Stranger 2: You should try it some day
    Stranger 1: Nahh
    Stranger 2: Why not
    Stranger 2: My 3rd time smoking it, the pot we got was laced with lead and PCP
    Stranger 1: Idk not tryna mess up anythin
    Stranger 1: Cool?
    Stranger 2: Had a panic attack went to hospital
    Stranger 2: Almost died
    Stranger 2: Was awesome
    Stranger 1: Exactly myy point
    Stranger 2: Lol
    Stranger 1: the creeper reading our crap is probably enjoying this
    Stranger 2: Probably
    Stranger 1: Yeaaa nigggaah
    Stranger 2: Niga
    Stranger 2: Niger
    Stranger 2: Niger the country
    Stranger 2: You racist
    Stranger 2 has disconnected
     

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