Omegle =)

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You: gator dont play no shit

You: say somethin boy

Stranger: I just pissed in a bag of daritos

You: i dont care, if you cant find your way to a toilet do what ya gotta do

Stranger: No I did not wan to go caz I am on the computer

Stranger: Hay u drive a prius?

You: yeah well thats called LAZY

You: i have drove a prius before

You: i dont personally have one

Stranger: Ya not always like that I gots a sixpac and hahahaha u drove a gay spaceship or a dirty tampon

Stranger: What floats ur boat

You: yeah dude why you such a creeper

You: ^^^answer^^^

Stranger: What u mean

You: what you mean what you mean?

You: why you such a dorkfish

You: like stupid

You: retarded

Stranger: WTF how dat

You: no brain capacity?

Stranger: Sorry I'm mentally challenged and I only got one arm

Stranger: With two fingers

You: yeah what i thought man

You: sorry to hear that your fucked up

Stranger: U suck a dick ass bole

Stranger: Hole

Stranger: Fuck u

You: learn how to spell?

Stranger: Ur black arnt u

You: nope totally white

Stranger: O well u suck

Stranger: Anyways

You: you spell pretty good for being mentally challenged, didnt know they could type

Stranger: Piss off

You: you the one that pissed in a dorito bag

Stranger: Nope that's carel

You: hmmm?

 

yes!!!!

 

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You: I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: Gee, you sure are wacky XD
You: thanks =)
You: Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt
Stranger: You should write for Marmaduke.
You: been there done that
Stranger: You should cut off your cock and shove it up your ass
You: thats nasty, and your a creepy troll btw
Stranger: I'M JUST SO RANDUM XDDDDD WAFFLE CHEESE!11
You: ummm yeah well be a diffrent kind of random.....
Stranger: You could write for Dave Coulier.
You: think so eh?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: And be his boy-lover.
You: your weird
Stranger: He is a gigantic boy-lover.
You: micheal jackson?
Stranger: You're*
You: he used to be black ya know.....
Stranger: If you're going to write shitty comedy, at least do it grammatically correct.
You: does it matter?
Stranger: Yes.
You: really? did you understand what i said?
Stranger: I got distracted by your incorrect usage of "Your" and immediately inferred you were a faggot.
You: oh ok well you still understood what i was saying, so.........
You: shut the fuck up
Stranger: At the expense of you being forever a faggot.
You: i dont understand what your trying to imply....
Stranger: The scales are tipping, are they not?
You: im about to go 50 cent on yo ass