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Omegle =)

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by tatersalad, May 10, 2011.

  1. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

    You: gator dont play no shit

    You: say somethin boy

    Stranger: I just pissed in a bag of daritos

    You: i dont care, if you cant find your way to a toilet do what ya gotta do

    Stranger: No I did not wan to go caz I am on the computer

    Stranger: Hay u drive a prius?

    You: yeah well thats called LAZY

    You: i have drove a prius before

    You: i dont personally have one

    Stranger: Ya not always like that I gots a sixpac and hahahaha u drove a gay spaceship or a dirty tampon

    Stranger: What floats ur boat

    You: yeah dude why you such a creeper

    You: ^^^answer^^^

    Stranger: What u mean

    You: what you mean what you mean?

    You: why you such a dorkfish

    You: like stupid

    You: retarded

    Stranger: WTF how dat

    You: no brain capacity?

    Stranger: Sorry I'm mentally challenged and I only got one arm

    Stranger: With two fingers

    You: yeah what i thought man

    You: sorry to hear that your fucked up

    Stranger: U suck a dick ass bole

    Stranger: Hole

    Stranger: Fuck u

    You: learn how to spell?

    Stranger: Ur black arnt u

    You: nope totally white

    Stranger: O well u suck

    Stranger: Anyways

    You: you spell pretty good for being mentally challenged, didnt know they could type

    Stranger: Piss off

    You: you the one that pissed in a dorito bag

    Stranger: Nope that's carel

    You: hmmm?
  2. i couldnt even get all the way through this...
  3. Lmao, I was wearing my gasmask on Omegle today. You shoulda seen peoples reactions. :p

  4. hahahahah that's awesome.

    is there a bong attached to it?
  5. Haha one time I saw a kid smoke a cheese it on omegle he said he had a gnarly headache like a minute later haha dumbass
  6. just no .....
  7. >omegle
  8. Lol yeah, I actually hit it when I was on chat with two ugly girls. Then I proceeded to type vulgar insults at them. :bongin:
  9. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties
    Stranger: Hello
    You: hi
    Stranger: Gee, you sure are wacky XD
    You: thanks =)
    You: Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt
    Stranger: You should write for Marmaduke.
    You: been there done that
    Stranger: You should cut off your cock and shove it up your ass
    You: thats nasty, and your a creepy troll btw
    You: ummm yeah well be a diffrent kind of random.....
    Stranger: You could write for Dave Coulier.
    You: think so eh?
    Stranger: Yeah.
    Stranger: And be his boy-lover.
    You: your weird
    Stranger: He is a gigantic boy-lover.
    You: micheal jackson?
    Stranger: You're*
    You: he used to be black ya know.....
    Stranger: If you're going to write shitty comedy, at least do it grammatically correct.
    You: does it matter?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: really? did you understand what i said?
    Stranger: I got distracted by your incorrect usage of "Your" and immediately inferred you were a faggot.
    You: oh ok well you still understood what i was saying, so.........
    You: shut the fuck up
    Stranger: At the expense of you being forever a faggot.
    You: i dont understand what your trying to imply....
    Stranger: The scales are tipping, are they not?
    You: im about to go 50 cent on yo ass

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