Omegle Stories!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by billybob10110, Dec 27, 2010.

  1. post any pics or logs of conversations with chill ppl haha.

    You: yoo

    Stranger: yo

    You: whats good

    Stranger: chillin eatin wbu

    You: chillin. smokin blunts

    Stranger: lucky

    You: :D

    You: =D

    Stranger: how many

    You: just 2 to myself hotboxing my room before i go to bed

    Stranger: haha nice must smell good huh

    You: blueberry blunts + northern lights smells AMAZING lol

    Stranger: blueberry yum yum




    nothin special lawl,just the one that happened 2 minutes ago
     
  2. #2 Floyd Pepper, Dec 27, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 27, 2010
    most original thread EVER

    I'll play though.


    Stranger: Hey
    You: Whatsup
    Stranger: My dick
    Stranger: lol jk
    Stranger: nm you? :p
    You: No I bet you aren't kidding which is the sad part
    You: Smoking bowls on the toilet
    Stranger: orly?
    You: Yeah, my favorite spot to toke, sit down sober, stand up stoned
    You: Although I hear it'll give me hemmorids
    Stranger: oh very hot... lmfao
    Stranger: i don't smoke weed :p
    You: Yeah brah, something about coughing while my cheeks r spread... idk
    Stranger: sounds amazingg!! XD
    You: Hasn't happened yet so I'll count my lucky stars
    Stranger: gl :p
    You: I know, weed isn't good for my family I hear, I guess my dad overdosed on it, or at least that's what my mom said... idk
    Stranger: you can't OD on weed bro


    Stranger: people don't die due to the weed itself
    You: Hmm
    Stranger: ehh good luck with your life
    Stranger: i gotta go
    Stranger: cyah bro
     
  3. Heres a downer,

    first time I was ever on Omegle I was with 3 friends, everything was hilarious because every other screen was just a dick being strangled, and then there was a video (that I later found out was probably just a recording, which doesnt make it much better) of some hardcore pedophilia shit.


    My girl friend started crying and my other friend threw up.

    SORRY EVERYONE.
     
  4. You: hiii
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl Ð
    Stranger: ?*
    You: 19 f nj
    You: you
    Stranger: 17 m ice
    You: i rub ice on my nipples to get titboners sometimes
    You: im kinky like that
    Stranger: ohh yeah
    Stranger: describe some more ^^
    You: i stroke my hand down your muscular chest
    You: and slowly make my way to your pants
    You: i then grab your dick and stroke it back and forth
    You: i proceed to shit all over your face
    You: in disgust you puke up dinner all over the floor
    You: you run to the shower to clean
    You: but upon turning on the shower
    You: diarehea flows out of the shower head
    You: now drowning in shit you decide its the perfect time to crap youself
    You: then you jack off using the slopy shit as lube
    You: then i give you head
    You: and you cum more
    You: soo hottttt
    Stranger: cant really agree with that
    You: sorry, the poop was actually dead fetus's
     
  5. You: giggle giggle on my gooch
    You: wanna have sex with your shaved cooch
    You: then imma jizz all over your pooch
    Stranger: trigle trigle fucky fucky
    Stranger: :D
    You: masturbate all over the ducky
    Stranger: rocky balboa ?
    Stranger: :D
    You: had sex with a male-oa
    Stranger: trololololaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: i wanna give up ....
    Stranger: you wanna give up ...
    You: how bout you put out instead
    Stranger: let's give up ...
    You: give me a finger job
    Stranger: handjob ?
    You: im not the big
    Stranger: i am the small
    You: 1.2 in erected
    Stranger: great ...
    You: i can cum shot backwards
    Stranger: you can fuck urself
    You: my dicks 1.2 remember
    You: it doesnt reach that far to my ass
    Stranger: what about 21 inches ?
    You: thats the length of my jungle
    Stranger: great ...
    Stranger: do u like women who spit on ur dick ?
    You: i like women who swallow
    Stranger: great ...
    Stranger: what age do u prefer ?
    You: fresh meat
    You: tighter = better
    You: so like
    You: 7
    You: maybe 7.5
    Stranger: between 7 - 18 ?
    You: months?
    You: or days
    Stranger: years
    You: o
    You: well 18 would be considered legal
    You: im a fan of rape
    Stranger: but what is ur favourite age ?
    You: like 13, right as they hittin dat pubezerty
    Stranger: i see ...
    Stranger: why so young ?
    You: i like making them bleed
    You: 13 is a sure age
    You: plus cause im 43 i can usually convince them i have candy
    Stranger: candy ?
    You: ya like i give them some chocolate
    You: 1.2 inches of chocolate
    You: yum
    Stranger: have u ever had sex with a young girl ?
    You: well i just skull fucked the shit out of this 3 year old
    You: she was moaning so oloud
    You: quit obnoxious tho
    You: so i shoved a rusty kantana up her ass
    You: im black i have weapons
    You: the dick stereotype may not be true but have weapons does
    You: my dog loves peanut butter
    Stranger: i see ...
    You: so i put it in my ass
    You: and shit in its mouth
    Stranger: great job
    Stranger: well done
    You: i think i love you
    Stranger: why ?
    You: do you want to be my next
    Stranger: are u a pedo ?
    You: i wouldnt say so
    Stranger: nope
    You: just cause i like them young
    You: alot of people do
    Stranger: do u like school girls ?
    You: i am a necrophyliac however
    You: i fuck dead babies
    Stranger: what does that mean ?
    Stranger: ok ...
    You: i like dead corpse
    You: on my dick
    Stranger: ok ...



    oooo im so fucked up :D
     

  6. we used to always cut and paste this
     
  7. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

    Stranger: This is a GROUP chat. Don't be annoying and use English, thanks. If you're boring you will be kicked...

    Stranger: You are Stranger 654.

    Stranger: Type /help for a list of commands

    You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

    The following information is given in accordance
    with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

    The person you are chatting with has an IP address
    of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
    when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
    and do not give out ANY personal information.

    Automated message #36821.
    The person you are chatting with cannot read this.

    You: Hi

    Stranger: Stranger 658: Hiiii... :) male or female?

    You: asl

    Stranger: Stranger 661: Hiiii... :) male or female?

    Stranger: Stranger 661: I am female. 20 years old

    Stranger: Stranger 659: hi

    Stranger: Stranger 107: o gawd no

    Stranger: Stranger 664: Try the adult version of Omegle! [sexy omegle . com]

    Stranger: Stranger 659: f

    Stranger: Stranger 663: hi

    You: male 12

    Stranger: Stranger 107: pedooooo

    Stranger: Stranger 659: cooooooooool

    Stranger: Stranger 660: DATA

    You: what

    You: im 12

    Stranger: Stranger 660: DATA

    You: wanna chat

    Stranger: Stranger 659: aha

    Stranger: Stranger 660: U ARE A COMPUTER

    You: no im not

    Stranger: Stranger 660: U ARE A COMPUTER

    Stranger: Stranger 659: mmm

    Stranger: Stranger 659: no

    Stranger: Stranger 660 was kicked from the chat room.

    You: im a 12

    Stranger: Stranger 609: hha

    Stranger: Stranger 659: oh no

    You: how old are you

    Stranger: Stranger 107: no, I am Spartacus!

    Stranger: Stranger 659: are

    Stranger: Stranger 659: youu

    You: send me a penis

    Stranger: Stranger 107: I'm 12 too!

    Stranger: Stranger 659: gay

    Stranger: Stranger 659: :d

    Stranger: Stranger 107: we should meet up somewhere dark and scary!

    Stranger: Stranger 659: im not

    Stranger: Stranger 659: i think
     
  8. You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

    The following information is given in accordance
    with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

    The person you are chatting with has an IP address
    of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
    when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
    and do not give out ANY personal information.

    Automated message #36821.
    The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
    You: yo
    Stranger: hello
    You: whats up?
    Stranger: the roof ;) you?
    You: snow
    You: i guess
    Stranger: whow. it snowed here too...
    You: i live in maine
    You: we have like over a foot now i think
    Stranger: cool...
    You: i might go make a snowman or something later
    You: and have intercourse with it
    You: before it melts
    You: from friction
    Stranger: are you a sex offendet?
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: offender*
    You: mmmmm how did you know
    Stranger: i got a message ;d
    You: WHAT
    You: how does that make you feel?
    Stranger: slighty...
    Stranger: creaped out
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  9. lol at that sex offender thing
     

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