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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by renAgade1, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. Omegle conversation log

    2009-06-01


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    You: asl

    Stranger: location = swizerland the other things do not interesting you

    You: is that you david

    Stranger: yes

    You: wow i finally found you

    You: im goen to tell everyone

    Stranger: hehe

    You: awesome

    Stranger: what are you doing ?

    You: nothen david jus been lookn for you for a few days

    Stranger: wow

    Stranger: nice

    Stranger: hehe

    You: yer its awesome that i finally foun you david

    You: how ya been

    You: long time aye

    Stranger: im good thx and you ?

    You: yer happy as

    You: mad my day cant wait to tell all my friends i found daviv

    Stranger: bad news for you :( sry im not david im kevin ......

    You: you sure ya not david

    Stranger: yes sry im kevin from swizerland....

    Stranger: realy sry

    You:
    ..._|\____________________,,_
    ../ `--||||||||-------------------------] ==> Fukn Bang-)
    ./_==o ____________________|
    ...),---.(_(__) /
    ..// (\) ),----".'
    .//___//
    /`----' /
    ____ /


    Stranger: but one day you finde david

    You: i was gona give this bak to you david

    You: im done with it

    You: ah you sure your not david

    Stranger: im not david :D

    Stranger: im kevin

    You: no hang on im david

    You: ;D

    Stranger: sry my english is not very good i dont understand all things you wrtie :S sry

    You: i think im david

    Stranger: IM NOT DAVID

    Stranger: IM KEVIN

    Stranger: god damnit

    You: its ok david you can tell me its ok

    Stranger: how much times i must tell you that im not david

    You: but i wanna tell all my mates i finally found you david

    Stranger: oh fuck im NOT david

    Stranger: NOT NOT NOT

    Stranger: how can i show you that im not david?????

    You: Only david would say that stop playing around david

    Stranger: oke fin then im david

    Stranger: lol

    You: awesome thanks david

    Stranger: lol you are an noob

    Stranger: im NOT fucking shit asshole mutherfucking david

    You: david when are you coming home david

    Stranger: home???

    You: i mis you

    Stranger: i you not because i dont know you

    You: well david davidson

    You: how old is david now

    Stranger: i dont e

    Stranger: i dont know 5 ???

    You: david stop being silly

    Stranger: silly???

    You: as in stupid

    You: davids smarter than that

    Stranger: oke then is david 90???? maby?

    Stranger: i dont fucking know because im not david bitch

    You: david man whore why call me bitch

    You: deviate david its ok

    Stranger: sry but are you a stalker or only stupid????

    You: no i just been looking for david for days an i finally found him

    Stranger: but im not david

    Stranger: and now i go

    Stranger: because im not david

    You: you sure your not david

    You: no wait im david

    Stranger: im not david im KEVIN


    You: Not kevin DAVID

    Stranger: ohhhh. whats your name?

    You: Daverrd

    Stranger: and wehre you life?

    You: an your david yer

    Stranger: location?

    You: im in davidland

    Stranger: oke thx i call the police

    You: ok david have a good day

    Stranger: i uploading a virus if you dont lat me

    Stranger: oke....

    You: whats lat me mean david

    Stranger: Download TROJANER / 50% /67./45

    Stranger: TROJANER Download Compled

    You: you are really boring david these days

    Stranger: thx lol now you have a Trojaner :D

    You: farkn geek muthafuka

    You: what eva david its ok

    You have disconnected.
     
  2. Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: im stuck in my door way send help

    You: Help

    You: send help

    Stranger: i cant help you

    You: dam

    Stranger: o yeah

    Stranger: send it where

    You: i cant reach the twinkie i jus dropped

    Stranger: use your feet

    You: im too fat to reach controll panel

    You: i cant see my feet

    Stranger: thats beat

    You: its been years

    Stranger: you are a fat slob

    You: yer my doctor thinks i should lay off eating little people

    Stranger: good advice

    Stranger: eat dog crap instead

    You: best advise since how to catch the neighbours cat for din dins

    You: YUMS

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  3. hahahaha wow i try to fuck with people and i end up having a conversation with them

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hi
    You: whatsup
    You: SEXY
    You: want me to take you to the lost highway and play with your honkey tonkey
    Stranger: maybe
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 18, f, finland
    You: maybe you can tell me why my weed ran out
    You: finland?!
    You: really? my dads learning finnish
    Stranger: you have used all of your weed
    Stranger: is he any good?
    You: hahaha not at all
    You: he just started
    You: were you born there?
    Stranger: yeah i was
     

  4. Haha i laughed so hard at your segway, i do that sometimes too :smoke:
     
  5. My only omegle pranks are really short conversations. It opens and I say;

    I smoke weed.

    Then BOOM, most people leave. But the people that remain are actually pretty chill. Try it sometimes.. Plus sometimes you get the weird guy that just tells you over and over that you're weird and horrible.

    :smoke:
     
  6. What exactly is this omegle I keep seeing - do you just chat with a random person?
     

  7. yea its just a random chatroom you should try it. its pretty funny
     
  8. Haha found a blade.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: she says, te amo
    You: He says ,"Fuck off hoe, I ain't yo baby's daddy"
    Stranger: maury POVICH
    Stranger: WOOO
    You: You got it
    You: Stranger...
    You: You ARE the father.
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: fuck..
    Stranger: there go my plans
    You: It's cool bro, just take it easy.
    You: Most babies only need a single stomp to the skull
    Stranger: tru
    You: Some sneaky bastards need 2 or 3.
    Stranger: yea of course
    Stranger: what do i do witht he body after?
    You: I usually cut it into 3x3 inch pieces, get a nice sautee going and have infant chops for dinner.
    Stranger: ooooooo
    Stranger: your a better man than me
    Stranger: i coulnt go that far
    Stranger: i applaud you
    You: Thanks
    You: I've got many a child chopped under my belt
    Stranger: impressive
    You: I save the left foot of all them and am working on a baby foot necklace
    You: I smoke weed.
    Stranger: im high right now
    You: Woah ho cool
    You: I was going to but couldn't find my wallet.
    Stranger: lol, damn
    You: yeah it sucks
    You: ever hear of Grasscity forums?
    Stranger: wtf
    Stranger: i go there liek everyday
    Stranger: real life stories
    Stranger: i read for hours
    You: Really?
    Stranger: lol
    You: Same here
    You: I'm on Pandora's box and RLS
    You: usually
    Stranger: haah! same
    You: haha cool got a screen name?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: but i neevr post
    You: Mine's Mariner Rox. Maybe you've seen some of my posts
    You: oh I see
    Stranger: im gonna look u up now lol
    You: hahaha cool
    You: Post a little. Get yourself known.
    You: I went months without posting, then found an interesting thread and just kept going from there
    Stranger: yea i think i will soon
    Stranger: i jsut dont have anything exciting enough to post
    You: I'm gonna post this in a thread
     
  9. LOL. the first two was wierd, we said them at the same time.

    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: I smell weed.

    You: I smoke weed.

    Stranger: what the hell

    You: gc.com?

    Stranger: that was weird

    You: lol

    You: yea

    You: i read minds

    Stranger: I can tell

    Stranger: that was fucking weird

    You: :p


    Stranger: :D

    Stranger: where u from

    You: tn

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: whats your name

    Stranger: im from ok

    You: john

    Stranger: do alot of people in TN smoke weed

    You: yesssssssssss

    You: idk really

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  10. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: HELP!

    Stranger: I NEED HELP!

    Stranger: CALL 911 OR SOMETHING

    You: im oll gregg

    Stranger: DUDE SERIOUSLY.

    You: ever drink baileys out of a shoe?

    Stranger: YOU SEEN SAW SERIES? RIGHT?

    Stranger: IT'S LIKE THIS BUT REAL

    You: you kno me you seen my down stairs mix up

    Stranger: I HAVE TO GET HELP THROUGH THIS SITE OTHERWISE i'LL DDIE

    Stranger: I'M LOCKED IN A ROOM BY MYSELF WITH ONLY THIS COMPUTER.

    Stranger: I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE INFO, I JUST NEED HELP.

    Stranger: PLEASE

    You: easy now funny little man peach

    Stranger: I CAN'T LEAVE OR I'LL DIE, SAME WITH DISCONNECTING

    Stranger: CALL 911

    Stranger: HELP ME

    Stranger: I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE INFO

    You: ill help you mutherlicker

    Stranger: THANKS.

    Stranger: IT'S NYC

    Stranger: SOMEWHERE ON THE DOCKS BEFORE CONEY ISLE.

    You: ya like baileys mmm creamy creamy bage

    Stranger: YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!

    Stranger: I NEED YOUR HELP

    Stranger: For reals....

    You: i do water colors

    Stranger: JUST FUCKING CALL!!!

    You: i kno what ya thinkn here comes ol gregg hes a scaley little man fish

    Stranger: JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL 911 /B/

    You: he dont kno me

    You: you dont kno what i got im oll greeeeeeegg



    Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU THEN? COME SAVE ME.

    You: i got a mangina

    Stranger: OR CALL THE MOTHER FUCKING COPS!

    Stranger: HOLD ON WHILE I PLEA FOR ANOTHER PERSON, BECAUSE YOU DON'T HELP.

    You: i got baileys im oll greeeegg

    Stranger: BGRFVT45VBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    A Pranker tryna prank the pranksta :yay:
     

  11. that.. was.. awesome.

    the whole saw series reference, yesss.
     
  12. You: Want some uggs?
    Stranger: uggs sure thing
    You: maybe even a prada bag?
    You: give you both for $10
    Stranger: I want a panda bag
    You: they're legit too
    You: want a panda?
    You: like a real panda
    Stranger: a panda bag!
    You: cause i can get you one
    You: koala?
    You: 16 koalas?
    Stranger: NO!
    Stranger: panda bags
    You: you want 18 koalas?
    Stranger: I want those damn panda bags
    You: why would you want 36 grizzly bears?
    You: thats just crazy
    Stranger: PANDAS!
    You: 67 pandas?
    You: so you want them uggs?
    Stranger: A PANDA BAG!
    You: the * is that
    Stranger: A bag made of pandas
    Stranger: Just a guess
    You: jesus
    You: thats not nice
    You: so how about dem koalas?
    You: ill give you 47 for $8
    Stranger: I DONT WANT THSOE * KOALAS?! I WANT MY * PANDAFUCKING BAG
    Stranger: MJ R.I.P :<
    You: who dat who dat
    You: i aint know who
    You: you want some cats?
    You: cuase i got bears
    Stranger: PANDA BAG
    You: want some yellow luggage?
    Stranger: panda
    You: ohh
    You: 16 pandas?
    You: full grown?
    Stranger: 1 panda bag
    You: If you buy some goddamn pandas you can make your own
    Stranger: you dont got them?
    You: yes
    Stranger: Gimme sum
    You: but i dont to give them to you
    Stranger: Okok
    Stranger: if I
    Stranger: you know....
    You: ooo [​IMG]
    You: you wana buy some koalas dont you
    You: [​IMG]
    You: 18 koalas?!?
    Stranger: *wink*wink*
    Stranger: close
    Stranger: giraffes
    You: the * is a giraffe?!
    Stranger: Giraffe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    You: damnn thats a big cat
    Stranger: it smells
    You: ew
    You have disconnected.
     
  13. Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: weed
    Stranger: yes
    You: indeed
    Stranger: yes
    You: lol
    Stranger: sup
    You: sup
    Stranger: nm u
    You: hi as fuck wbu
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: cool
    You: u smoke
    Stranger: no
    You: yes
    Stranger: yes
    You: are you david
    You: ?
    You: hellloooo davvviiiidddd
    You: ive bbbeeeennnn llooookkkiiiinnnggg fffooorrr yyyooouuuu
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: its me
    Stranger: if you see a guy called steve
    Stranger: tell him
    Stranger: hes not getting his $500
    Stranger: ok
    You: i told him i found you
    You: u should hide
    Stranger: fuck
    Stranger: where
    You: ya no shit
    Stranger: you sold me
    Stranger: out
    Stranger: you dick
    You: im sorry
    Stranger: how could you
    Stranger: you broke my heart
    You: it was my job
    Stranger: you fuckin lando
    Stranger: your job?!
    You: dont yell at me!!!!
    Stranger: how much he pay you
    Stranger: HOW MUCH
    You: He gave me a rimmer....
    You: sadly
    Stranger: arnold rimmer
    You: and alot of weed
    Stranger: arnold arnold arnold rimmer
    You: and arnold rimmer
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: thats ok
    You: just to find you david
    You: i had to
    Stranger: well
    You: im sorry
    Stranger: i fooled him
    Stranger: because im not david
    You: butt he is on his way
    Stranger: it is I
    Stranger: JOE
    You: Joe is not a real name
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: my parents were cruel
    You: i named my left nutt joe once
    Stranger: they wanted me to have a joke name
    You: the right one is steve
    Stranger: but they accidentally missed out the k
    You: oh shit????
    You: steve???!?!
    You: ahhhhh!?!?!
    Stranger: NO
    Stranger: DONT TELL HIM SHIT
    You: He has a whip and a dildo this time!!!!!!
    You: ahahahahahaha
    You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Stranger: fuck me
    Stranger: hes like indiana jones
    Stranger: but with a whip
    You: and a dildo!!!!
    You: dont forget the dildo111
    You: i wonder if he has a holster for it
    You: maybe its gold
    Stranger: hes got a holster alright
    You: idk what to do david
    You: help me
    You: send helop
    You: call the air marshalls and the aquatic engineers
    You: hurry
    You: DAVID!!!!
    Stranger: IM NOT DAVID
    Stranger: ITS JOE
    You: HELP!!!!
    Stranger: FFS
    Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH
    You: THE DILDO
    You: !!!!!!
    You: aHHHHHHHHH
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: ive called
    You: david what should i tell him
    Stranger: da police
    Stranger: whats your address
    You: he wants to know your location
    You: wat should i tell him david
    You: or the dildo....
    Stranger: tell him
    You: david please help me
    Stranger: ill be
    You: david hurry
    Stranger: up his ass
    Stranger: tonight
    You: david but that will only inrage him
    You: david he wants to come get you
    You: he gon get ya
    Stranger: i gotta go into hiding
    Stranger: brb
    You: no david i need you help
    You: david???
    You: DAVID!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: David is not here at the moment
    Stranger: would you like to leave a message
    You: david dont play thos games i know its you
    You: haha
    You: your silly
    Stranger: WTF
    Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW
    Stranger: HOW THE FUCK
    Stranger: YOU ARE TOO GOOD
    Stranger: you should play some
    Stranger: online poker
    Stranger: at pokerstars
    Stranger: .com
    You: Online poker is for fruits who like to be in indiana jones's ass at night
    You: soryy david but my boat dont float that way
    You: i respect you tho david i really do
    Stranger: why would you say that
    You: you trickster you
    Stranger: if you knew
    Stranger: how many shitloads i was making
    Stranger: you would be on the tables too
    Stranger: TEN SHITLOADS
    You: you kknow what we need to do david
    Stranger: yes
    You: do ya??
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: YES
    You: what
    Stranger: no :(
    You: david you play to much
    You: im lost now david and its all your fault
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: well
    You: i hear a wood chipper david
    Stranger: you should get off the meth
    Stranger: turn off fargo
    Stranger: overrated film
    You: david are you listening i hear a wood chipper!
    You: turn off your vibrator and listen
    Stranger: i said turn off your fkin dvd
    You: david!
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: how did you know
    Stranger: that was on
    You: david?
    Stranger: yah
    You: hey
    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  14. #15 b00my0, Jul 2, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 2, 2009
    Stranger: hi
    You: sup bz
    Stranger: not much hun
    You: hun?
    You: you gay?
    Stranger: no I am not
    Stranger: I am a girl :D
    You: nah
    You: you're not.
    Stranger: last time I checked I was, but if you insist
    You: pics or it didn't happen
    Stranger: umm
    Stranger: would you like to see a picture of me
    You: are you fat?
    Stranger: no i don't think so
    You: and i don't normally check out pics of guys
    Stranger: hmm ok we've been through this i think
    You: possibly.
    Stranger: http://i23.tinypic.com/11qr2v9.jpg
    You: how old is your sister dude?
    You: i'm not a pedo or anything
    You: just asking
    Stranger: I don't have a sister
    You: oh, was that your cousin then?
    Stranger: no, that was me
    You: you look pretty girly for a dude.
    Stranger: you're so funny
    Stranger: can we have a real conversation?
    You: sure bro.
    You: what's up?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    You: sup bro.
    Stranger: cyber sex?
    You: ...are you a guy?
    Stranger: yes
    You: then sure.
    Stranger: u girl?
    You: nope.
    You: so you wanna start this?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    You: what music you listen to?
    You: be careful of your answer
    You: i'm extremely judgemental
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  15. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I smoke weed.
    Stranger: ywah me to
    You: really
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: well, not RIGHT NOW
    Stranger: but sometimes
    You: yea
    You: i love weed
    Stranger: is pretty fun, yeah
    You: im about to pack one
    Stranger: do it!
    You: im gonna
    Stranger: bud or hash?
    You: bud
    Stranger: yeah, bro
    You: sprinkled with keif
    You: fuck yea
    You: u know what keif is right?
    Stranger: oshit!
    You: hell ya!
    Stranger: yah man, take it easy!
    Stranger: how big?
    You: .5 or .6
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: where u at?\
    You: usa
    Stranger: ah man, i'm uk or i'da joined ya :p
    You: lol]
    You: dont u guys get glass weed?
    Stranger: not where i live
    Stranger: is dry as fuck around here
    You: i hate being dry
    You: hapilly im always juicy
    Stranger: haha
    You: yep
    Stranger: well, i'll take a shot of whiskey fo' ya, enjoy your joint, man
    Stranger: i'm going ta bed
     
  16. I like to start chatting, say "23 hours. In 23 Hours you will see the Truth!"
    and then disconnect
     
  17. Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: DUDE!!
    Stranger: ismo?
    You: GNAA Last Measure Live! <--- (Last Measure link) DONT GO TO IT!!!
    Stranger: OO ISMOOOO<3
    Stranger: I missed u
    You: i missed you too
    You: GO TO THIS SITE!!!
    You: GNAA Last Measure Live!
    You: GNAA Last Measure Live!
    You: GNAA Last Measure Live!
    Stranger: ofC
    Stranger: what is it?
    You: its some nice pics of me
    Stranger: oouu you're so cute<3<33<
    You: yuh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
  18. #19 Sylvor, Jul 4, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 4, 2009
    Wow, what a dick.

    You: I smoke weed.
    Stranger: I don't like weed
    You: Why?
    Stranger: It's bad for you
    You: FALSE.
    Stranger: Tell me what good it does to u?
    You: Does it have to do good?
    Stranger: Yea
    You: Well, if you want to take that route, Marijuana can be used for many things.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  19. Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


    You: does anyone in this cyber chat room smoke the substance marijuana?


    Stranger: out of my ass


    Stranger: it gets you higher faster


    You: impossible, the thc in the smoke has to go to ur lungs, which is then sent to
    receptors in the brian to get you high, SO the mouth is the fastest


    Stranger: what if you stuck a tube up your ass, all the way into your lungs, and smoked a
    bong with your lungs


    You: unless you know how to inhale using ur asshole,,and enjoy excruciating pain


    Stranger: i do


    You: and im pretty sure the only way into the lungs is THROUGH the mouth through the
    windpipe



    You: unless im wrong idk


    Stranger: touche


    Stranger: you have defeated me, i submit to you, whatever you want


    You: 100 pounds of pure 100% sativa


    You: and a 100 pounds of pure 100% indica


    You: that will be all


    Stranger: and where would i deliver that to?


    You: the white house



    You: in washington d.c


    Stranger: who should i ask for?


    You: tell them its for "o-biggiy bama"


    You: if u say obama...you will be eliminated, you gotta say o-biggity-bama


    You: secret service is VERY particular


    You: comprende?


    Stranger: <.< yes master


    You: DO IT NOW BEFORE I RAISE UR TAXES!!


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