One of those chats that just get out of hand in a controlled way: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Good day sunshine! You: howdy how there happy stranger You: how are you today? Stranger: Rather peppy! You: yikes You: why is that? Stranger: Why yikes? Stranger: >.> You: if it helps, you may disregard the "yikes" Stranger: I don't think it's a bad thing. You: it was not ment to be negatively charged, so to speak Stranger: It will always be at the front of my thoughts now. Stranger: grr... Stranger: Can not be unthough! You: im sorry about disturbing your perfect day :/ Stranger: It was so very perfect! *cries* All is lost now! You: well actually, you gained a "yikes" Stranger: It's like gaining a bullet wound! You're better off without one. Stranger: Oh the pain...the pain of it all. You: I guess I just shot you then :O You: yikes! I need to hide from the police Stranger: i didn't appreciate it you mean man! You: and that WAS a negatively charged yikes Stranger: I only had good intentions and cheers! Stranger: Why must you hurt that which only wishes to love you? You: are you saying that you... You: love.. me? Stranger: I thought I did once...but that was long ago. Stranger: When I was young and foolish. You: You've changed Stranger: No! You've changed! Stranger: Ever since you started seeing that whore of a women back in Vietnam! Stranger: The war ended years ago, but you will never accept that! Stranger: You're home now! You: They took my arm, damnit! Stranger: But they didn't take me! ...you seemed to have forgoten that. You: The war ends when I get my arm back Stranger: You left with dreams of being a hero...I waited. Stranger: But you get injured and then fall in love with that nurse! You: And she worshipped me like a hero, as opposed to you Stranger: But I did worship you. You simply never listened. i waited so long for you to simply speak to anyone again after your injury. Stranger: You only ever talked to that whore! You: But she understood me! You would never understand it... You: my pain.. Stranger: But do you understand my pain! I got the letter that you were M.I.A. I thought you were dead....but I still had hope. Then when you arivved back in America my heart fluttered! Stranger: But you wouldn't even look me in the eye. Stranger: You know what song they were playing on your arrival? Stranger: It was OUR song! You: you thought it was ok what they did? It's not ok what they did! they they.... You: They took our JEARRRBS!! Stranger: Well I had to start working since the men left! Stranger: It was horrible. The remaining men were abusive at the factory. One of them struck me so hard they broke my JAwwwrrw! You: They took your Jeaeewwwr Stranger: And then....you shot me. You: yikes! Stranger: Do you remember what our song was even called? Stranger: It was called Good Day Sunshine...by The Beatles. You: *sob* You: its all coming back to me now You: how could I be such a fool? You: I should've been treating you with respect all these years You: Instead... Nothing Stranger: Well it's to late now. I have a ticket to Europe for tommorow. i will never see you again. You: *sob-sob* Stranger: Actually i had two...but I guess I'll just give the second one away. Stranger: Good bye forever. You: let me go with you You: We can make it work You: I can change Stranger: (And so in that last fleeting moment Stranger walked away...never looking back at You) Stranger: THE END! You: *applause* Stranger: *bows* Stranger: Thank you thank you! Stranger: ...best omegle chat ever. You: most random thing ever :O You: im completely weirded out right now Stranger: Well it was your fualt. Stranger: You started it. You: yeah, I can see how shooting someone can do that You: haha Stranger: Though I think I fell in love with the real you. The one typing. Stranger: Take me! Stranger: I will start mailing you letters of fancy! Stranger: Lulz...i just freaked you out more. Stranger: Biotch! You: for a moment, you did Stranger: People are crazy on the internets. You: yeah, well I come for the trolls, and stay for the crazies and normals Stranger: Normals? Stranger: How can you be normal on here? You: they happen... occationally Stranger: Why bother with those people. Stranger: YOu can just omegle irl for that! You: oh it's one of those moments... you know You: like talking to a homeless person, or feeding a dying pigeon Stranger: Go outside and shake hands witha stranger. You: its one of those things that you just never do You: talking to a normal person on omegle falls under that category Stranger: Fun fact: You will never see a homeless person with gatorade. Stranger: ever You: haha, I cannot picture it at all You: in any way Stranger: A brightly colored bottle in a filthy bums hands. Stranger: Well my love....I'm afraid I must leave you. You: then I shall bid you farewell Stranger: Parting is never easy. Stranger: I don't now what to say/ You: Don't say anything You: it's all clear enough You: thread safely, and don't look back Stranger: Goodbye! Your conversational partner has disconnected.