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Old lady biker.

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by smokinokie, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. A little old lady walks up in front of a biker's club house and knocks on the door. A large hairy biker answers the door.

    "I want to join your club" she said.

    The biker asked, "Do you have a bike?"

    "You betcha! It's that Road King sitting right over there!"

    The biker asked, "Do you drink?"

    "Like a fish!", she answered.

    The biker, while still looking skeptical, asked, "Do you smoke?"

    "4 packs a day, several joints, and cigars in the evening while I'm playing pool!"

    "I must say, I'm impressed!" responded the biker. "Just one more thing," he said as he leaned in close.

    "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

    The old lady thought a minute and then answered,

    "Well, no. But I've been swung around by the nipples a few times!"
  2. nice. you know id like that one haha.
  3. Good one Smokie! LMAO

    Critter you have it made if Mrs. Critter is like that!
  4. im just shakin my head atcha ya'll

  5. LMAO..........I'll have to remember that one!!!!!!!!
  6. lol!

    A wrinkly old groupie!!!!

    I want one!!

    .... sick!
  7. HIGH All, *LOL* made me laugh after reading Forbidden Fruit's post. Thanks smokin.
  8. heehee thats some funny shit
  9. made me laugh again.:D

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