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Old lady biker.

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by smokinokie, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. #1 smokinokie, Nov 8, 2002
    A little old lady walks up in front of a biker's club house and knocks on the door. A large hairy biker answers the door.


    "I want to join your club" she said.

    The biker asked, "Do you have a bike?"

    "You betcha! It's that Road King sitting right over there!"


    The biker asked, "Do you drink?"

    "Like a fish!", she answered.

    The biker, while still looking skeptical, asked, "Do you smoke?"


    "4 packs a day, several joints, and cigars in the evening while I'm playing pool!"



    "I must say, I'm impressed!" responded the biker. "Just one more thing," he said as he leaned in close.


    "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"


    The old lady thought a minute and then answered,


    "Well, no. But I've been swung around by the nipples a few times!"
     
  2. #2 sensimil, Nov 8, 2002
    nice. you know id like that one haha.
     
  3. #3 420girlie, Nov 9, 2002
    Dirty!
     
  4. #4 Bud Head, Nov 9, 2002
    Good one Smokie! LMAO


    Critter you have it made if Mrs. Critter is like that!
     
  5. #5 highawatha, Nov 9, 2002
    im just shakin my head atcha ya'll

    peace
     
  6. #6 flowerchild420, Nov 9, 2002
    LMAO..........I'll have to remember that one!!!!!!!!
     
  7. #7 D9_THC, Nov 9, 2002
    lol!

    A wrinkly old groupie!!!!

    I want one!!

    .... wait.....no..... sick!
     
  8. #8 unoit, Nov 10, 2002
    HIGH All, *LOL* made me laugh after reading Forbidden Fruit's post. Thanks smokin.
     
  9. #9 overgrowray, Nov 10, 2002
    heehee thats some funny shit
     
  10. #10 critter, Nov 2, 2003
    made me laugh again.:D
     
  11. #11 Shogun2002, Nov 2, 2003
    hahah
     

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