Old Dealer Hating on Club Dank

So I know this moron who I was forced to buy weed from. He was just another option to get a sack from in case I was in a pinch. I never really liked the guy and didn't like the fact that I was making him money. He would normally have nice dank, trainwreck, GDP and other nice strains but then he started getting bammer and trying to say it was just as good. It was hit and miss with the quality and I probably pissed him off a few times when I wanted just to look at the type of bud and inspect it. Fuck him, I ain't gonna pay good money for some mediocre nugs.

Anyways it has been months and months since I have seen this guy and we ran into each other at another friends' house. I had about 2 grams of Jack Herrer and had a nice little session. Everybody really liked the Jack and was talking about how nice and piney it was but this moron just kept talking about how his Trainwreck "tasted so good." I smoked T-wreck many a times and the taste has never stood out to me. Don't get me wrong it is alright greenery but in my opinion Jack Herrer is far superior bud than TW.

This moron also started going off on how coops or dispensaries worked and what kind of bud they had. He was also giving me tips on how to pick good bud. "You got to smell it man and you got to look at it." What the fuck?! No shit I am going to look and smell it and do you think I am going to buy the fucking compressed brick weed if they had it. This cat has never set foot inside a dispensary and was talking more shit out of his mouth than fucking Bill O'Reilly. Whatever though, idiots will be idiots and I'll be puffing on some Grape Ape while that fool fucks around with mids. Okay rant over.

 

Well it probably wasn't what most people would consider bammer. I was just trying to say that the quality level was not acceptable to me. This dude's prices were consistent at $50 an eighth of no matter what. I am just pretty picky when it comes down to my dank, I have a high tolerance and I need quality bud.

 

For sure bro. Check out some of the threads I've started or the blog section. I just posted an entry that are just pictures of some bud I have smoked recently. Thank You Prop. 215!

 

So glad that I don't have to deal with the bullshit. I can be around that type of shit but it is all the time you are around him. He is the guy that always has a better story when somebody is trying to spit some tale. He has always seen BETTER dank. I am sure you guys know what I am talking about. lol. Now let's all get high!!!