Ok so I was banging this chick last night

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Deeman, Sep 16, 2009.

  1. And she's screaming "Ooooohhhhh Deeman, you're the best!", and just as I'm about to come I pull out to shoot my wad on her face. At that moment Kanye West runs into the room, grabs my dick, and says, "OK, look, I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but the Chinaman down the street had the best technique". I'm like dude WTF MAN?
  2. Hahahaha, nice.
  3. shoulda let the nut flow down his wrist
  4. LMAO hah so epic. +rep
  5. HAHAHAHAHA i love these kanye references. awesome one, dude! :D

    Kanye West interrupts Patrick Swayze's death to remind you that Michael Jackson's death was way more tragic.

    ...too soon?

  6. Awwwwww hahahaha
  7. cool story bro

    what would his mom have to say about this incident?
  8. yea me 2, I'm sure she wouldn't aprove.
  9. has kanye west always been so flabby and skinny?

    maybe he's into coke

  10. you fucking think!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
  11. LOL these pics are awesome, keep em coming guys!
  12. kayne is the new meme for the internet, and its such a good one too haha.
  13. I like this one.
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    (those cookies look like shit)


    I didnt make these but i thought they were funny

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