Ok so I was banging this chick last night

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Deeman, Sep 16, 2009.

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  1. #1 Deeman, Sep 16, 2009
    And she's screaming "Ooooohhhhh Deeman, you're the best!", and just as I'm about to come I pull out to shoot my wad on her face. At that moment Kanye West runs into the room, grabs my dick, and says, "OK, look, I'm happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but the Chinaman down the street had the best technique". I'm like dude WTF MAN?
     
  2. #2 Bencker, Sep 16, 2009
    Hahahaha, nice.
     
  3. #3 Per Waui, Sep 16, 2009
    shoulda let the nut flow down his wrist
     
  4. #4 Dserge, Sep 16, 2009
    What?
     
  5. #5 ramone&emiglio, Sep 16, 2009
    Do what now?
     
  6. #6 buttfuckbarbie, Sep 16, 2009
    LMAO hah so epic. +rep
     
  7. #7 happy tree, Sep 16, 2009
    HAHAHAHAHA i love these kanye references. awesome one, dude! :D



    Kanye West interrupts Patrick Swayze's death to remind you that Michael Jackson's death was way more tragic.


    ...too soon?
     
  8. #8 Psychoactive, Sep 16, 2009

    Awwwwww hahahaha
     
  9. #9 Kooz, Sep 16, 2009
    cool story bro

    what would his mom have to say about this incident?
     
  10. #10 rooney9, Sep 16, 2009
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  11. #11 Deeman, Sep 16, 2009
    yea me 2, I'm sure she wouldn't aprove.
     
  12. #12 Kooz, Sep 16, 2009
    has kanye west always been so flabby and skinny?

    maybe he's into coke
     
  13. #13 morrowb, Sep 16, 2009



    you fucking think!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
     
  14. #14 Deeman, Sep 17, 2009
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  15. #15 Braves4590, Sep 17, 2009
    LOL these pics are awesome, keep em coming guys!
     
  16. #16 smokesomebuddha, Sep 17, 2009
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  17. #17 Pieces, Sep 17, 2009
    kayne is the new meme for the internet, and its such a good one too haha.
     
  18. #18 Seanness, Sep 17, 2009
    I like this one.
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  19. #19 fatboy jeff, Sep 17, 2009
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    (those cookies look like shit)
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    I didnt make these but i thought they were funny
     
  20. #20 YouSuckDude, Sep 17, 2009

    LK approves of this thread.
     
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