ok i have a fuarkin weird problem

Discussion in 'General' started by Exodus2011, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. For some reason like there's this extremely uncomfortable "itchy" sensation like INSIDE my penile shaft.

    like in the urethra, it's fuxin weird and there's like nothing i can do about it, lessin' i stick a catheter up in 'dere (OUCH!)
  2. Got the STD bro. :cool:

  3. naw bro, foreveralone.jpeg, i'm virgin
  4. You can get HIV without having sex...

  5. fuck me (the irony, lol)
  6. You may have an urinary tract infection.
  7. Stick a toothpic in there and itch the itch.:laughing:


  8. GODDAMN lol. i physically protected my crotch region when you read that haha. speakin of private part injuries, anyone seen the immortals?

    the dude had his nuts hammered with a big ass mallet! hahahaha

    and for the fuarkin, it's inside joke haha
  9. masturbate vigorously and with purpose...

    If it doesnt get that itch outta there, itll atleast take your mind off it...

    Problem solved.

    Also, good to see you got your account back...
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  10. epic advice bro haha
  11. You don't have to be sexually active to get an infection
  12. your dick is itchin for some sex. thats what it is bro.
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  13. Go to a doctor.
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  14. I got it! I got it! Problem solved.

    Cut that shit off and and buy a new custom made 1 from ebay...:D
  15. I think you need to go to the clinic, brah.
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    this is a bummer man
  17. Dunno, bud id see a doctor asap.. could be urinary tract, small kidney stones? i dont even know really.. but my dicks never itched from the inside, :laughing:
  18. UTI, go to a doctor. It's only gonna get worse if it is a UTI. Eventually you'll piss out blood and have horrible pain right when you're about to finish urinating.

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