For some reason like there's this extremely uncomfortable "itchy" sensation like INSIDE my penile shaft. like in the urethra, it's fuxin weird and there's like nothing i can do about it, lessin' i stick a catheter up in 'dere (OUCH!)
GODDAMN lol. i physically protected my crotch region when you read that haha. speakin of private part injuries, anyone seen the immortals? the dude had his nuts hammered with a big ass mallet! hahahaha and for the fuarkin, it's inside joke haha
masturbate vigorously and with purpose... If it doesnt get that itch outta there, itll atleast take your mind off it... Problem solved. Also, good to see you got your account back...
Dunno, bud id see a doctor asap.. could be urinary tract, small kidney stones? i dont even know really.. but my dicks never itched from the inside,
UTI, go to a doctor. It's only gonna get worse if it is a UTI. Eventually you'll piss out blood and have horrible pain right when you're about to finish urinating.