Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their > >new wives straight on their duties. > > > >The first man had married a woman from Penn. And bragged that he had > >told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that > >needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on > >the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed > >and put away. > > > >The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that > >he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, > >dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any > >results, > >but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, > >the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. > > > >The third man had married an Ohio girl. He boasted that he told her > >his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry > >washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he > >didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by > >the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a > >little out of his left eye! > > > >Got to love those Ohio Women!