Alright what a halloween night! Could have been worse besides college by me has 8-1 ratio of women to men. Not to mention every one girl 18/20 yrs old wearing their shortest outfit or the equivalent to lingerie. So we get done with like 2 pitchers, 2 bars, 2 long ass lines. Were outside rolling one behind train car. And i see two older guys smoking at other end of one train car. So i'm like fuck it could have just burned my jiont. But no i'm like what you smokin anything good? It was mid's i won't lie but i burned with them. Halfway through jiont these fag walk up and flash light us like what are u doing? I'm like " who the fuck are you" and they pull badges from under hoodies/sweatshirts! Ok well i swallowed the burning jiont like what! But i was high/drunk i forgot about my jiont behind ear! So they ask where's the joint. Shine flashlight at all of our hands and then ask who ate it! Don't lie to the cops! I was like i ate that shit!! Well then they ask is that a cigerette behind ur ear? "i thought" Yup it is! but i was like nope! joint already rolled! wtf So they are like you ate a joint you have one rolled where's the rest? Ok so i put my hands up there was 3 of these guys! I tell one that there is more weed in my back pocket! I put my hand above my head and the dude pats me down. I Tell him i have a pocket knife in right pocket and wees is in back left. Now they take our/4 ID's and run them over radio. Other officer is cool. So i'm like look, i been out of jail for like 5 yrs no trouble, can't we just wing this shit over the fence? So they say no warrents you can go but we can't give weed back to you. And continue to ask where i got it/ who's my dealer! I was like i just bought a 20 of some joe on the sidewalk. So they asked "lol where's the hard stuff"? I was like i stick to the organic stuff lol. So i reassured them i bought of some random and they let us go. That's whats up no fine!, no court date! And the cops got my middy's lol the strawberry cough was at home safe in my jar!!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xExSdzkZZB0]Cypress Hill- Dr.GreenThumb (uncensored) - YouTube[/ame]