Today is now complete. I just got some DELICIOUS pizza from this pizza guy. He called me on his cell because he couldnt find how to get to my house..its cool though. I could tell right from the get go that this mo-fucka is STONED AS SHIET! I give him directions and hop on gc as i anxiously wait and continue peering outside. Then I see this little shitbox roll up and my heart exploded with happyness! THE PIZZA WAS HERE! I yelled it outloud to my sister that he was here and she just rolled her eyes...but whatever, I open the door before he even reaches it and he looks at me (eyes sunken way back into his head, deeeeeeeeep black circles under his eyes hahaha) "oh hey man, you order this pizza man?" yes, the dudes like 40. "yup that was me. how much? "uhhh 10" "alright man here ya go" i say as I hand him 16. "thanks man enjoy!" he says as he goes back to hsi car. I run inside and rip the box open and snag a piece. I sit back down and look back outside to see if he had left when what do a see? a man hittin a bowl in my driveway as hes backing out. idk about you, but the thought of me driving in reverse hittin a bowl...man...thats skill...
lol rippin bowls in driveways. i remember smoking a bowl walking up to the door of a house. took the hit in my car and blew it out as i walked up. and the guy could smell it but he did the same as you and gave me my money and laughed. and nice tip dude.
ya i remembe3r a thread a while back about some guy askin how much is a good tip for apizza guy, so from then on ive been tippin big to make the trip worth their while.
2 of my friends deliver pizza, they smoke all the time when there working. i was going to get a delivery job to, but i decided that id spend more money on the weed i smoke at work than what i would actually make.
Thats why you grow weed while you're out delivering pizza. That way you smoke for free, and work for fun.
That's awesome...I totally smoked with a pizza man once cause I didn't have tip money hahaha P.s. my new life goal is to be able to back out of driveways while hitting a bowl.
heh, i would love to start growing, but where i live is all suburbs. not really any good places for it (yea, i checked. lol) but i should be living in california within a year so its all good. i got a good story from my friend though. atleast once a week he delivers to this guy that lives in my neighborhood who is a total stoner. he answer the door and this is what my friend sees: a guy with hair down to his chest, a bit of a beard, and tie dye shirt. than he talks "hheeeyyyyy man, thanks for the pizza" in the im-super-super-stoned voice. cracks me up
damnnnn $6 dollar tip around here the drivers are lucky if people tip 60 cents. I give them 2 or 3 and theyre pumped
many a time when i was 18 was I a car with my brother in law, and he would be hitting the pipe going down the road. driving with his knees just puffen away. with a soda in his lap. that dude a freaking skills. your pizza delivery dude reminded me of that.
oh man how I love this.. For I am a stoned pizzadude, hittin the bowl in someones driveway right now. I love the city on my phone
When i was a kid we used to tip the pizza guy in weed. usually we just had enough money for the pizza lmao. And some would even stop and get beer. loved that pizza dude. why cant I find one like that now.
Lol you should've been all "Yeeaaa mang blaze up tha weed so we can get high, I promise to smoke chronic till the day that I die!"