So for the past week or so there has been a Clearisil container next to my bathroom sink. I've had some blackheads around my nose so I've been using the pads everyday. I never actualy saw the label on it since it was facing backwards on the counter. So this morning I woke up and was at the mirror doing my Clearisil thing when my roomate walks into the bathroom and says, "Oh, So you're the one whos been using up my hemoroid pads." I should have been tipped off that the directions read, "Apply after every bowel movement." I found this quite hilarious. Hopefully you do.
The worst part is I actualy thought they were helping.... and they may have been. He caught me right in the middle of scrubing my face down too. No harm done I guees though. Probably won't have to risk any face hemroids for a while.