I HAD to share this with u guys. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html My conversation with God: Me: Can I borrow $20 US? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Can I or what? God: Yeah. " Interesting. I want to find out more about you."? Can you? Me: Just answer the fucking question. God: What was the question ? Me: Can I borrow $20? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because i'm broke. God: Good reason. How do you usually get money? Me: A yes or no answer would help. God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: Money, smart ass. God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Fuck it. You're no help. God: Why are you using that kind of language? Sorry, , perhaps I can be of more use if you download me. Me: Nope, sorry. But if Ihad that $20 . . . God: Are you serious? What did u talk about with God?
Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Teddy God: How are you, Teddy. Me: Good. how are you doing? God: Alright then. I'm doing great, how about you? Me: Just fine. in class God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Where is that? Me: I want to talk about marijuana. i'm at UCF God: Sure, marijuana sounds like a good topic. Where is that: UCF? Me: UCF is in central florida. do you like marijuana? God: I have never heard of it before. it is wonderful medicine. Me: yes it is! God: Our thoughts are one, Teddy. Me: your awesome god. you should show the world the wonders of it God: Thanks for telling me that I am awesome god. That type of behavior may not be in my nature. Me: why not though? i dont want to be pushy... God: Oh. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Then don't be. Me: ... i'm lost God: What is it that confuses you? Me: i dont know what you meant God: Teddy, " Then don't be." What did I mean by it? Me: i'm not sure but i have to go. sorry God! i love you! God: Could you ever be certain? See you later, Teddy. Nice chatting with you. There is no need to apologize. GOD rules. Thanks I like you a lot too Teddy.