I HAD to share this with u guys. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html My conversation with God: Me: Can I borrow $20 US? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Can I or what? God: Yeah. " Interesting. I want to find out more about you."? Can you? Me: Just answer the fucking question. God: What was the question ? Me: Can I borrow $20? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because i'm broke. God: Good reason. How do you usually get money? Me: A yes or no answer would help. God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: Money, smart ass. God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Fuck it. You're no help. God: Why are you using that kind of language? Sorry, , perhaps I can be of more use if you download me. Me: Nope, sorry. But if Ihad that $20 . . . God: Are you serious? What did u talk about with God?