Oh my iGod . . .

Discussion in 'General' started by Bleezie_King, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. I HAD to share this with u guys.

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    My conversation with God:

    Me:
    Can I borrow $20 US?
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    Can I or what?
    God:
    Yeah. " Interesting. I want to find out more about you."? Can you?
    Me:
    Just answer the fucking question.
    God:
    What was the question ?
    Me:
    Can I borrow $20?
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    Because i'm broke.
    God:
    Good reason. How do you usually get money?
    Me:
    A yes or no answer would help.
    God:
    Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
    Me:
    Money, smart ass.
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    Fuck it. You're no help.
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language? Sorry, , perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.
    Me:
    Nope, sorry. But if Ihad that $20 . . .
    God:
    Are you serious?


    What did u talk about with God?
     
  2. Man, this one was quick :(

     
  3. lol wtf!?!
     
  4. I totally wanna chill with god right now
     
  5. something seems dirty about that lol
     
  6. Me:
    hello god
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Teddy
    God:
    How are you, Teddy.
    Me:
    Good. how are you doing?
    God:
    Alright then. I'm doing great, how about you?
    Me:
    Just fine. in class
    God:
    Is there anything you want to tell me? Where is that?
    Me:
    I want to talk about marijuana. i'm at UCF
    God:
    Sure, marijuana sounds like a good topic. Where is that: UCF?
    Me:
    UCF is in central florida. do you like marijuana?
    God:
    I have never heard of it before. it is wonderful medicine.
    Me:
    yes it is!
    God:
    Our thoughts are one, Teddy.
    Me:
    your awesome god. you should show the world the wonders of it
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am awesome god. That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
    Me:
    why not though? i dont want to be pushy...
    God:
    Oh. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Then don't be.
    Me:
    ... i'm lost
    God:
    What is it that confuses you?
    Me:
    i dont know what you meant
    God:
    Teddy, " Then don't be." What did I mean by it?
    Me:
    i'm not sure but i have to go. sorry God! i love you!
    God:
    Could you ever be certain? See you later, Teddy. Nice chatting with you. There is no need to apologize. GOD rules. Thanks I like you a lot too Teddy.
     
  7. lmao thats funny shit.
     

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