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Discussion in 'General' started by Cplus, Oct 13, 2014.

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  1. #1 Cplus, Oct 13, 2014
    So I'm visiting my parents for thanksgiving and staying the night, they went to sleep already. I brought six grams with me which I kept in Med Ready container thing where you keep pills and while I was taking a dump and pulling up my pants it fell into the toilet and into the hole I literately watched it sink in disbelief. I don't give a shit about the weed right now but this thick ass container is in there so I flushed the fucking toilet like a idiot and it started backing up but stopped at the edge and I know if I do it again theres gonna be piss and shit all over the fucking place. I have no fucking idea what to do right now. if I didn't flush I could of probably put my hand in a bag and grabbed it but now its impossible with how high the water is without my whole arm being covered in it. Guys I need fucking ideas tomorrow the whole family is coming over. Should I just put my arm in there? Fuck me man....

     
  2. #2 sleepingblade, Oct 13, 2014
    SteveO did a bungee jump inside a port a potty and was covered in feces and urine. He still lives.

    I've dropped a pipe in the toilet, threw it away, because I didn't want a mess later.
     
  3. #3 Mr Unknown, Oct 13, 2014
    Reach in there and grab it man!
     
  4. #4 Cplus, Oct 13, 2014
    Yea fuck it I went for it with a garbage bag and got it, some of the water fell out of the toilet but at least my arm isn't covered in shit. As a bonus the weed survived so I'm gonna smoke a heavy duty bat right now, I definitely earned it.
     
  5. #5 0ri0n, Oct 13, 2014
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    Do you want the weed? Or do you want the plumber to have the weed and 75 bucks from your parents? Suit up, dive in.

    Yeah you did. Good job.
     
  6. #6 foolmelt, Oct 13, 2014
    Never keep weed in your pockets man. Heat and humidity are weeds worst enemy and you radiate both.
     
  7. #7 llllllllll, Oct 13, 2014
    > OP; scared to reach into poopy water to grab weed
     
    > Fine with smoking poopy weed
     
  8. #8 soopkitchen, Oct 13, 2014
    be a man, use your hand!
     
  9. #9 pikkerc, Oct 13, 2014
    Yeah dude chest out and grab it quickly and have the shower running and soap ready! Life gets gross at times lol.


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  10. #10 aznno0odles, Oct 13, 2014
    * does a double take left and right* 
     
    hits pooopy bowl of weed in regret
     
  11. #11 Draagonn, Oct 13, 2014
    i'd get it out as fast as i could and dive into the shower.
     
    probably end up puking but for sure be happy i still have my weed and when smoking with people tell them it's poopy weed.  :hide:
     
  12. #12 carolinatoker94, Oct 13, 2014
    Did this with a lighter once. I was running Into the bathroom carrying it and dropped it in, then I automatically threw my hand inside to grab it.. Not realizing till after I grabbed the thing the disgusting atrocity I had just committed, lol.


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  13. #13 0ri0n, Oct 13, 2014
    Good call on the garbage bag. I probably would have panicked and reached right in.
     
  14. #14 SMOCATRON, Oct 13, 2014
    This was the funniest story I've ever read on GC.
     
     
  15. #15 UnsuspiciousUsername, Oct 13, 2014
    Classic toilet conundrums. 
     
  16. #16 cothrantyson, Oct 13, 2014
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    OP,  thanksgiving is like a month from now.  *throws piece of shit at OP*
     
  17. #17 black sabbath, Oct 13, 2014
    Grab the weed you fuggin woman you want to get caught?
     
  18. #18 THCKushGod, Oct 13, 2014
    I believe it's thanksgiving day today in Canada.


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  19. #19 cothrantyson, Oct 13, 2014
    damn candadiens
     
  20. #20 Mr.Merf, Oct 13, 2014
    Op touched a poopie penny, op touched a poopie penny!

    I hope someone has seen that episode of futurama

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