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Discussion in 'Seasoned Tokers' started by smokinokie, Feb 20, 2003.

  1. No, not the band.


    It's what I have planned when spring gets here.


    But I do have this 10 year old offspring.

    I can make her stop talking for brief periods of time.

    Sometimes.

    I can tell her to walk three ft. to that person, standing right there, and give them this message from me........"The sun is coming up."



    After she travels this long traverse of 3 ft. she will look at them, and deliver the message, and she will say........"Chicago is a nice place to live."


    And yet, any episode of Spoungebob, she's all over it. Verbatim!


    Came home today with a blue ribbon from the science fair.


    That's 2 for 2.


    They shall fear us in the future.
     
  2. you are on crack
     
  3. and i am on the internet...
     
  4. apparently im too stoned to be on the internet...i forgot to fucking post this picture...

    RAAAA!!!!!
    get off me...
     

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  5. pwh0ar, kids r great.
     

  6. Ditto






    "you are on crack"


    Hey he is proud of his kids!
     
  7. 2 for 2........just smiled atcha an gave ya a thumbs up!
    * i remember when my dad had me makin lil machines and,couse we all know that a hamster can power a lightbulb, but hey 20 years ago it ws cool gadgets*
    wish we saved em...

    well,which brand was the best??

    crackhead :rolleyes: lol

    peace
     
  8. Yeah it was a project on crack pipes.


    One of those worldly educational things.

    Which one would hold up the best while running away from a driveby, which one will resist breaking when you fall down during a seizure, and stuff like that.








    Actually, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the begining temperature of popcorn does not effect how many kernels will pop.



    From last year, I can tell you that Dentyne Ice is the gum that has the longest lasting flavor among the brands tested.
     

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