Official Post Restroom Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Bobbert, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. Yep it is time to start one. I just got out of the restroom who else?
     
  2. i got out of the restroom a few minutes ago.
     
  3. i gotta drop a fat dookie after a long night of drinkin :eek: but i'm smokin this bowl first... rid me of this hangover. i'm scared.... this isn't gonna be fun.
     
  4. grab a beer. it'll help with the hangover. trust me. My room mate had some friends from home come down. We partied hard core the night they got here. The next morning I was the first to wake up because work over the summer had screwed up my sleep schedule so I started drinking again waiting for them all to get up. When they did get up everyone was complaining of feeling shitty. Before long I had convinced them all to start drinking again and no one complained of a hangover the rest of the day.
     
  5. Yeah I just got out the bathroom.. it sucks because im sick.. bullshit sickness..
     
  6. I just finished droping a rather large and foul smellin stink pickle. It was awsome!
     
  7. lol....i pee all the time (while ddrinking soda).....and once in awhile i'll throw up while drunk...but not right now.....i feel like "i gotta drop the kids off at the pool" soon :D
     
  8. i just dropped a duece...
     
  9. just reading this post has made me want to take a shit.
     
  10. ok, shit has been taken.
     
  11. Sometimes you gotta do it.
     
  12. you guys are sick. i hope you all washed your hands. in hot water with soap.
     
  13. Sir.. I wash my hands nearly 10 times a day...:cool:
     
  14. YUP making a thread of taking a shit and taken a PISS is such a good way to express are selves, tell me where you high when you thought about making this thread bobbert:) ,LMAO@my RESTROOM:eek: *DRIP* *DRIP*
     
  15. Nope was not high, just saw all these post something threads and thought I would start a post restroom.
     
  16. my morning... in hip hop form (triple s means: shit, shower, and shave):


    Woke up, got up, near eleven o'clock
    butt naked except I was wearing my socks
    and that's cool, 'cause most the time this floor is cold
    stand up and stretch look around this mess
    my place has been a cage since she left me
    make my way to the kitchen, start the coffee
    then dip to the bathroom, begin the triple-s
    and wash the previous evening off me
    now out the shower, get dry, shove a q-tip in my ear
    well, what do we have here?
    it appears as if a piece of me has got motivation
    ain't nothin' wrong with a little morning masturbation
    fresh, dressed like fifty cents
    clean and awake now I'm ready to commence
    spark up the caffeine and nicotine binge
    and that's pretty much the pattern of how the day begins
     
  17. in the almighty words of ganja homegrown............"time to drop a cosby kid"............lol..........
     

  18. haha that was great dude
     

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