OFFICIAL I just got caught thread

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by pawlywog, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. one night long ago when I first started smoking, my friend and I decided to sneak out and meet our older friend. We met him (after jumping out of my second story window) and we decided to smoke in my friends house as his parents didn't care what we did. We thought our plan was fool-proof. As we were hitting off the bong in my friends room, my mom calls me, because she's noticed I'm not home. Great. I tell her I'm 3 minutes away, instead of halfway across town like I really am. We had our older friend drive us home, hauling ass down the road in the middle of the night. We have him drop us off two blocks away, and we run home. We get back to my mom waiting on the front porch for us. All we received was a lecture about how dangerous the world is, and that we could've gotten hurt. While this lecture was happening, we were stoned. It was awesome. She let us go back inside and we didn't hear another word about it. Thankfully she couldn't notice how high we were.
     
  2. got caught at my friends house. it was around 3 and his dad wasnt home. he doesnt drink or smoke or anything as far as we know. he drinks water while in bars. so we decided to risk smoking b4 he got home and went asleep. the room we were in had the view of the driveway. we were blowin the smoke out the window. we didnt notice him at first cuz he didnt have his lights on. my friend was talkin to him and we had no idea if he saw the smoke cum out the window, or he was mad cuz he didnt know his son had friends still ova. he came in the room and smelt the room. it was a mix of good weed and cologne. he then took us home at 3:30 in the mornin. and he called our parents the next day. GROUNDED FOR A FUCKIN MONTH
     
  3. i was at school n i was gonna buy some bubba kush in the bathroom. he didnt know his shit n he brought white widow but i didnt . apparently somehow it got out n we both got called up to the dean n he said we could expell you. i was pissed off as fuck cuz i spent a school year in india n i got caught with weed over there n this highschool here was sending me threats n shit. i just turned all badass n said " naw naw its just herbal incense its purpose is to make the room smell better not to smoke " and the dean couldnt do shit about it
     
  4. #1724 SanDiegoStonerz, Aug 28, 2011
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    Noo, just no.
     
  5. #1725 SaNPaNWaB, Aug 28, 2011
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    Well here is my first caught story....

    So basically back when I was 15 I think in my sophomore year I started getting into weed a lot. I was smoking about 3-5 times a week depending on how much money I felt like working for. So to the story really. I was sitting in my room in the basement and decided that I was going to bake some then wake and bake in the morning before school. My dad left for work at like 10:00 so right then I got my stuff out and headed for the bathroom. Put the towel in the door but didn't wet it down. FML. Anyways I get done with a bowl and I hear the garage door open. It's only like 10:30 so I was like WTF. I kind of just decided I was screwed since it hadn't aired out yet and my dad was coming it. So I packed another bowl and got some lights off as I hear my dad ask if I'm going to bed. I hoped he thought I was taking a duce but I guess he smelt it and did who knows what. So after that I get all the fans going and the windows opened. But he comes back pretty soon and asks what's that smell? So of course I was like Uhhhh what smell. But he just had to come down the stairs and check the bathroom because there was a light on (fan and light are same switch). Instantly smelt it. Said WTF are you smoking pot down here? Still lying said no and he went and got my mother. She came down and bitch and yelled claiming she never tried it but my dad said he did and it was dumb. But he said he only took 1 hit of a joint. So i'm like no dur you didn't feel anything. But blahh blah blah. They take my weed and bubbler my lovely bubbler and basically I end up with some extra chores...

    So a few days after I knew my mom didn't throw my shit away so I went on a search for it and found it! I was so happy since I got back my 2oz of purp some of the dankest shit I've had to this date. And to this date they have no clue I stole the weed back and kept smoking from there on. No longer in my house.

    Keep smoking my friends. Even if you think it's impossible when you get caught.
     
  6. #1726 Habbi, Aug 28, 2011
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    You get your bubbler back? I remember when my parents took mine, found it like 2 days later.
     
  7. Yeahhh forgot to mention that. She threw it away in the normal trash so I took it out. I'd miss it too much ah hah.

    Same found my stuff 2 days later. I was so glad I could think like my parents.
     
  8. I didn't understand that at all lol
     
  9. #1729 Habbi, Aug 28, 2011
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    lol yeah my sister found my bubbler when she was looking for crayons in a crayon box, im glad i dont think like my parents, they crazy muthafuckers. But glad you got your shit back happy tokin!
     
  10. When I was seventeen I took a vacation to the beach with my folks, my aunt and uncle and my awesome cousins. On the last day, we told them we were going to the beach, which we were, we just wanted to get high first XD we went out and smoke about four bowls between three of us, we were out about ten minutes. when we get back our parents had called the cops cause they thought we were missing. My parents flipped shit when the noticed I smelled like weed and searched my suitcase. I was just gonna wash off the smell in the ocean but I never got there. My cousins got off easy cause their parents are chill with it.
     
  11. When i first got caught i was like 13 or 14 and i would smoke bud after my mom fell asleep so she didnt smell it and i could leave the window open till morning so it wouldnt smell but then 1 night i just got a new bong and a 8th of this really good bud and i couldnt wait so she i smoked...then it was like 11 o clock and she was about to go to sleep then she came in and goes why does it smell like weed! and starting yelling so i was like w.e she knows so i told her then she said give my our shit i said ok then gave her my weed and my bowl...then she was like OMG YOU HAVE A PIPE! and i was like lol yea then we talked for a min or so then she was like is that it and i was thinking this isnt worth getting caught then i gave her my two bongs it was very funny because she was so suprised...i got grounded for like i think it was like 3 months or something
     
  12. Back when I was 16 I just got home from smoking two blunts of some dank shit and forgot to put the visine in before I went in the house. My mom instantly noticed my eyes and checked my pockets. Not only did she bic me but she also took my visine and my pocket knife. Completely had her convinced I never tried drugs though because that night she drug tested me and I passed!!:hello:
    Still token.:smoke:
     

  13. I bet they were some random fuckers with fake badges just fucking with you guys haha
     
  14. So I get home from a long hard day at work (ripped my 2 footer all shift) and call my boy for some hash I heard was around. After about 2 hours of waiting he comes and its the bees knees! Not to mention this is the first hash I've ever bought.I'm smoking in my basement after waiting 2 hours for the rents to sleep.hit 2 bowls of hash before I heard footsteps..mom smelled obviously dad rushes down I try to take my hash I left under chair and dad finds it. Get yelled at and now I'm both super stoned and super blown.. Rip 3G hash block :(
     
  15. #1735 SaNPaNWaB, Aug 29, 2011
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    Ouch man that's how it was for me the first time...

    You should have stuffed your shit in your pants. Your going to miss it and you woulda got away with it that way.
     
  16. I was so high I didn't really know what was safe and not safe to do. I was going to sleep over at my friend's brother's house and we were going to smoke A LOT of weed that night. I was so excited for it (that, and already being REALLY high), I just need to go home real quick and ask my dad if I could go. Little did I know my eyes were as red as the inside of a famous anal pornstar's buthole, I walked in and asked my dad if I could go.

    1. I tried to play it EXTREMELY cool to the point where I sounded fucking retarded.
    2. The whole fucking plan sounded like I was going to smoke weed in the first place.

    I didn't really get in trouble. Now my dad just thinks I'm smoking weed most of the time I'm out, I'm not. It's not MOST of the time. It's ALL the time, haha!
     
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  17. Ya I'm already blown.. Hash is tough to come around in northern Virginia but I was just to smacked to even address the problem properly.. Gonna make a BHO set up at some point tho
     
  18. Cops just searched all the rooms on the floor of my dorm. Before they even searched my room I told them I had a tiny bit of weed in a grinder and gave it to them. Cop only opened up the kief chamber and thought that was my weed and gave me a ticket for it. I would of been fucked if they actually would of searched my room. He said id probably just pay a fine and maybe go to drug classes. FUCK
     
  19. #1739 maddeadzone, Aug 30, 2011
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    The cops always patrol around there. They went to other rooms and busted people when we were walking out of the apartments. Then there were uniformed cops that came.
     
  20. I can see myself doing that and I'd probably burst out laughing when my dad said something about me smoking. It's just funny when parents know to me.:smoke:
     

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