Official Dumb Offs

We all have done some pretty stupid things while high. Here is your chance to share! By the way, brownie points if you can name where "dumb offs" come from.

 

So I went to a particular university last year and lived in a dorm with two parking lots right next to it. One of these lots you can see from the hall window right outside my dorm door.
Normally I park my car so I can see it from that window, mostly because its closest to the building entrance. But the night before (specifically 4:20 in the morning) a friend and I went on a multi-blunt ride with straight mountain heads. After I dropped him off, I drove back to my dorm and proceeded to park in the lot behind the building. When I woke up and after smoking my morning bowl, I decide to go get some breakfast. I look out the window to find my car and can't. I go down to the parking lot and look around and spend the ten minutes frantically searching for my car. Eventually, being baked off my ass, I decide that obviously my car was stolen, so I called the police. After walking over to the station and reporting it gone and talking to the police (once again, STONED) for about an hour, this lady walks in and whispers something to the other police lady. They found my car: in the lot next to where I thought I parked it.