Ocean Spray

A beautiful late-summer morning, at 8am. I pull out of my driveway with 3gs of "juicyfruit" some "skunk" and some schwag. I arrive at my friends house for the morning commencement. Today, I became tired of smoking out of my hitter, and longed for something smoother, and much more high-inducing. I glance to my left, and see a large milk jug sitting all lonely in the corner. I open it, and smell the nasty milk inside. I commence to the kitchen to wash it out. I couldn't get the smell out. I took another look around, and on the kitchen floor, there lay a large empty bottle of Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice. Immediately I took a hot screwdriver to the place where I was to put a piece to fill with this taste-tastic green. Everything came along nicely, but I came to the conclusion that I did not have a piece to fill with fine tasty greens... ALAS my hitter! I inserted the hitter into the icewater, and commenced milking this makeshift bong. The weed tasted delicious, and the first permanent-homemade bong to be added to our lineup. Ocean Spray, may you allow men to suck the milk of the earth and fly with it.

Ocean Spray is a muthafuckin' gangsta. All I have to say.