Objects You Have Put in Your Ass

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by SoCalPatient, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. :smoke: I'll start.

    -sharpie
    -a smooth wrench fora socket wrench kit(this one was interesting)
    -2 fingers
    -dildoe
     
  2. See if your head fits in there freak..........:wave:
     
  3. -a mexican
    -10 pds of heroin
    -200 counterfit iphones
    -floor lamp
    -printer
    -an open knife
     
  4. - a computer.
    - a fully cooked turkey with lots of lube.
    -my dog.
    - a birthday cake.

    haha I vote this for funniest thread ever.
     

  5. SoCalPatient

    Check..
     
  6. - Lemmiwinks

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ3rkNq2ok&feature=related[/ame]
     
  7. 1. the pentagon.
     
  8. lol used a butt plug before, um that was interesting. I abstain from having stuff in there, not my thing .
     
  9. Best thread ever.
     
  10. Barbed wire fence
    Ford tractor
    Golden Retriever
    Kitchen sink
    and a Tater Tot
     
  11. Exactly one finger...

    was not really a fan....
     
  12. What, are you kidding? You haven't lived until you've shoved a cheese grater up your ass, lemme tell ya...:D

    Oh yeah, there was this one time when I had my cheese grater and I...oh shit, I almost forgot. It's illegal for me to talk about in this country. Damn. Sorry. :cool:
     
  13. A whisky bottle
    2 cats
    An amimal patrol car
    My son
     
  14. Toilet Paper "i win":cool:
     
  15. John Lennon
    a Field of carrots
    the color turquoise
    a small baby elephant...dead of course
    the eastern part of Germany
    a flock of hookers
    and last but not least Hitler...thats right i ended WWII by sticking the Fuhrer up my ass
     
  16. So many people are missing out on the joys of butthole pleasure.
     

  17. I'm with you, Gimmie. I can't handle it.
    It's just grotesque. Nothing about it feels good, and I think I've given it more than a fair chance.

    If it works for you, more power to you, but... :eek: no thank you.
     

  18. I second that.
     
  19. Did I mention my head? :D
     
  20. I call bullshit on John Lennon. No way in hell is he hanging with Hitler and that baby elephant...:D
     

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