I'll start. -sharpie -a smooth wrench fora socket wrench kit(this one was interesting) -2 fingers -dildoe
- a computer. - a fully cooked turkey with lots of lube. -my dog. - a birthday cake. haha I vote this for funniest thread ever.
lol used a butt plug before, um that was interesting. I abstain from having stuff in there, not my thing .
What, are you kidding? You haven't lived until you've shoved a cheese grater up your ass, lemme tell ya... Oh yeah, there was this one time when I had my cheese grater and I...oh shit, I almost forgot. It's illegal for me to talk about in this country. Damn. Sorry.
John Lennon a Field of carrots the color turquoise a small baby elephant...dead of course the eastern part of Germany a flock of hookers and last but not least Hitler...thats right i ended WWII by sticking the Fuhrer up my ass
I'm with you, Gimmie. I can't handle it. It's just grotesque. Nothing about it feels good, and I think I've given it more than a fair chance. If it works for you, more power to you, but... no thank you.