O___O i just smoked feces...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by sodomizedjello, Aug 31, 2008.

  1. i can't believe this happened!

    earlier, i scrapped my spoon and made a small ball from the resin i collected. i had some laundry to do, so set the ball down on my desk.

    when i finished my laundry, i came up to smoke the ball. apparently, one of my sugar gliders (pics in my gallery) pooped on my desk. it's the evening, and i have thick blue curtains covering my windows. so it's hella dark in here. when i saw a little oval-shaped black poop pellet, i apparently mistook it for my ball of resin and threw it my bowl. when i hit it, i noticed an odd cherry and taste.

    then, i saw it. while i was still holding the poop hit in, i saw another black ball on my desk. i thought, :eek: "no... please no, please don't be my resin" i picked it up and put it to my nose. i thought, "oh god, this is my resin.... and if this is my resin, then i must be... HOLDING POOP SMOKE IN MY LUNGS!" then i exhaled the most godawful hit i've ever tasted.

    this is what i get for smoking resin :cry:

    my bowl is now soaking in alcohol to remove any residual poop... fuck me.
  2. Holy fucking methane, captain!
  3. hahhahahahhaha shit man that really sucks, but is still fucking hilarious
  4. :laughing:

    Oh man.

    Thats horrible, and horribly funny at the same time. :smoke:
  5. QFT


    I'm really sorry to hear that though
  6. :laughing: thats funny as hell.sorry to hear that:D
  7. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm sorry dude!
  8. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE. +rep to the max for that one!
  9. Holy shit.

    I'm sorry, but I'm still laughing my ass off....
  10. hahahaha thats funny as shit, lol cause im baked so when i was reading this i could only imagine the look on your face knowing you just took a bowl hit of shit. tooth paste, mouth wash, ciggarette?
  11. WOW jello, thats just.....shitty :laughing:

    im sorry, but im sure you laffed at yourself after the fact as well...
  12. Remember that scene in the first Ace Ventura when he figures out that the police chief is a man and they had just made out? He burns all his clothes and brushes like a maniac while chewing a whole pack of gum at once... do that and when anyone asks just say, "I JUST SMOKED SHIT!! FUCK OFF!!"
  13. dude im not going to lie to you
    that is the funniest thing ive ever heard.
  14. Wow.

    That really sucks. It's so horrible and raunchy but at the same time I can't stop laughing.
  15. My deepest sorrow for you my friend... I guess when some1 says your weed taste like shit, you can quickly object to their accusation......:confused:
  16. Don't smoke resin, it's gross!
  17. :hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello: +rep
  18. How was the jenkem?

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