i can't believe this happened! earlier, i scrapped my spoon and made a small ball from the resin i collected. i had some laundry to do, so set the ball down on my desk. when i finished my laundry, i came up to smoke the ball. apparently, one of my sugar gliders (pics in my gallery) pooped on my desk. it's the evening, and i have thick blue curtains covering my windows. so it's hella dark in here. when i saw a little oval-shaped black poop pellet, i apparently mistook it for my ball of resin and threw it my bowl. when i hit it, i noticed an odd cherry and taste. then, i saw it. while i was still holding the poop hit in, i saw another black ball on my desk. i thought, "no... please no, please don't be my resin" i picked it up and put it to my nose. i thought, "oh god, this is my resin.... and if this is my resin, then i must be... HOLDING POOP SMOKE IN MY LUNGS!" then i exhaled the most godawful hit i've ever tasted. this is what i get for smoking resin my bowl is now soaking in alcohol to remove any residual poop... fuck me.
hahahaha thats funny as shit, lol cause im baked so when i was reading this i could only imagine the look on your face knowing you just took a bowl hit of shit. tooth paste, mouth wash, ciggarette?
WOW jello, thats just.....shitty im sorry, but im sure you laffed at yourself after the fact as well...
Remember that scene in the first Ace Ventura when he figures out that the police chief is a man and they had just made out? He burns all his clothes and brushes like a maniac while chewing a whole pack of gum at once... do that and when anyone asks just say, "I JUST SMOKED SHIT!! FUCK OFF!!"
My deepest sorrow for you my friend... I guess when some1 says your weed taste like shit, you can quickly object to their accusation......